the muscles in my neck are so strained from my day of being ill (read:puking) that i am having a hard time swallowing. i feel like a porn star that just blew 85 dudes.
must clean the house today for 11 house guests tomorrow. ummm....i can hardly fit three. i'm pretty sure people are going to be sleeping in the bathroom and kitchen.
i'm spray...
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must clean the house today for 11 house guests tomorrow. ummm....i can hardly fit three. i'm pretty sure people are going to be sleeping in the bathroom and kitchen.
i'm spray...
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twwly:
mike_doughty:
heynicetomeetyou!
i have a headache so bad it feels like my eyes are bleeding.
but the promise of pitchers of beer and bacon pizza stir me to leave the house for a two hour drive (well, that and the dreaded doctors appointment tomorrow)
i also get to hang with a good friend i havent seen in.....three years. woowee! hope my eyes dont bleed on him.
but the promise of pitchers of beer and bacon pizza stir me to leave the house for a two hour drive (well, that and the dreaded doctors appointment tomorrow)
i also get to hang with a good friend i havent seen in.....three years. woowee! hope my eyes dont bleed on him.
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flipmuhpina:
Well dearest one... make sure you take something for that awful headache. Wouldnt want your eyes to pop and blow all over everyone. Umm I think its Aleeve you shouldnt take. Word is it causes cancer, but then again what doesnt these days?
pommyjeff:
Dude. you alright? you been out for a while.
super dooper freak out time!!!!!!
this morning i realized i have $50 to my name for the next two weeks.
less now cuz i got gas.
i still have two weeks worth of medication to buy (to keep me sane..r...and baby free), food and assorted items.
FUCKED!
so i decided that i'm moving out of my apartment and going back to boston. i've been looking...
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this morning i realized i have $50 to my name for the next two weeks.
less now cuz i got gas.
i still have two weeks worth of medication to buy (to keep me sane..r...and baby free), food and assorted items.
FUCKED!
so i decided that i'm moving out of my apartment and going back to boston. i've been looking...
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honkeykong:
lol..this just cracked me up:
from your "dating profile":
ABOUT ME AND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR:
someone who wont get mad when i answer questions with 'your mother!'
from my "dating profile:
ABOUT ME AND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR:
your mom
from your "dating profile":
ABOUT ME AND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR:
someone who wont get mad when i answer questions with 'your mother!'
from my "dating profile:
ABOUT ME AND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR:
your mom
honkeykong:
-lol..."internet soulmates". unfortunately, i don't think it can ever happen between us. for you see, i am a diehard yankees fan.
contemplative.
i wish i could write more but the thoughts havent formed yet.
*update: some have*
sometimes we have to fight to hear what we need.
this is the real-est thing i have ever experienced.
its not right.
or maybe it is?
am i have an epiphany or am i on the rag?
i dont tell you 'i love you'
but
i do.
what you...
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i wish i could write more but the thoughts havent formed yet.
*update: some have*
sometimes we have to fight to hear what we need.
this is the real-est thing i have ever experienced.
its not right.
or maybe it is?
am i have an epiphany or am i on the rag?
i dont tell you 'i love you'
but
i do.
what you...
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james:
hahaha you guessed it, boy trouble...we totally should meet up...im emailing you my digits...
honkeykong:
-you're going to the sgny open call? awesome...i'll be the really drunk bald guy drooling in his drink in the corner.
went to rochester last night for the damnation ad/path of resistence show.
hung out with james who is always awesome.
it was weird, yo.
i left syracuse very suddenly in the fall of 2001, and havent been back since. i saw a lot, A LOT, of people that never really had the urge to see again. a lot of people that have me on their...
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hung out with james who is always awesome.
it was weird, yo.
i left syracuse very suddenly in the fall of 2001, and havent been back since. i saw a lot, A LOT, of people that never really had the urge to see again. a lot of people that have me on their...
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pommyjeff:
Closure is always good. Like with my first love, took a year to finally sort things out.
And if you stop dreaming about me things will calm down. try dreaming about puppies instead, or the sound of music.
And if you stop dreaming about me things will calm down. try dreaming about puppies instead, or the sound of music.
loslope:
Ahhhh, the closure. That fuckin' rocks. For me, when there are things left undone, unsaid...It eats at me like acid. Doesn't really matter whether I left, or it was left for/on me, it sucks. So, good for you.
Plus a party and a road trip always kick ass too
Plus a party and a road trip always kick ass too
holy shit my feet smell bad
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april:
ha! dont worry, i still love ya
-ape
-ape
kokeshi:
mine dont but im still wondering why.
2004 wrap up SG style
What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before?
dressed like an 80s rock star and took photos. organized TWO successful sg cabaret nights. met missy (and made a really bad impression)
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year? no. i resolved not to have sex for a whole...
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pommyjeff:
Dear Bailey,
I'm glad you're my buddy, I like singing stupid songs to people and I'm glad you allow me to share some very sporadic time for us to get to be better friends.
Happy New Year hot sauce.
Love the Peej
I'm glad you're my buddy, I like singing stupid songs to people and I'm glad you allow me to share some very sporadic time for us to get to be better friends.
Happy New Year hot sauce.
Love the Peej
godzuki:
awesome. I think i'm going to have to appropriate your list. 
the new year has to end on the sourest of notes.
a manager at my job isnt doing so well...i'm pretty much doing his job for him and my boss recognizes this.
in not so many words he told me i'm a good candidate to fill his shoes when the fire him in a month or so....
catch is, they do a credit check.
and...
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a manager at my job isnt doing so well...i'm pretty much doing his job for him and my boss recognizes this.
in not so many words he told me i'm a good candidate to fill his shoes when the fire him in a month or so....
catch is, they do a credit check.
and...
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the_alchemist:
All is not lost. You're Bailey Fucking Maxwell, DAMMIT!!! You can do anything! You just have to get your mind right girl! Now pull your dick out of the dirt and get to steppin'! You can and will fix your debt/credit problem, it just takes a little effort on your part (or maybe a lot, but so what!?). So you do whatever it takes to make it happen. I hate seeing you all down in the dumps and shit. Just remember, money problems are always only temporary!
siv:
happy new year's lovey! i feel you on the financial front. things will (must) get better for us!
my brother got me gift certificates to the grocery store (which, i might add, are amazing gifts)
the closest one near me was in CT.
THEY SELL BEER AT GROCERY STORES IN CT!
it was a great day.
there are cobwebs covering my 'heart slayer' stuffed baby animal thingy.
i'm sure this is symbolic in some way.
the closest one near me was in CT.
THEY SELL BEER AT GROCERY STORES IN CT!
it was a great day.
there are cobwebs covering my 'heart slayer' stuffed baby animal thingy.
i'm sure this is symbolic in some way.
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tehwickedends:
I dont know if its symbolic but Id start freaking out if I saw the cobwebs and spiders 
tehwickedends:
oh and BTW colin of arabia is playing upstairs at the Palladium with Bane on the 1st.
in honor of jerry orbach i will drink a six pack of corona and watch three episodes of law and order.
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amina:
And Dirty Dancing!!!!
allied:
Fucking shit!
three words to describe christmas gifts...
MOTLEY CRUE TICKETS
seven words to describe time with the family....
TOO MUCH BROCCOLI EQUALS TOO MUCH GAS
MOTLEY CRUE TICKETS
seven words to describe time with the family....
TOO MUCH BROCCOLI EQUALS TOO MUCH GAS
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tolivetody:
Dudette, that's fucking awesome!! I wish I had the money to catch the Crue...please update regarding how the show went (well...in March or whenever the hell they're touring, hehe), and make sure to include if Tommy does anything cool with his kit, e.g.-flying over the crowd, etc. Have fun when you go!
pommyjeff:
describe my ass in three words
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deathcabforuglie:
way cute...
xoxo,
j
xoxo,
j
xtx:
so adorable...