bailey

Forgive me Mistress, for I have sinned.

It's been quite some time since my last confession,

and since I've worshipped at your almighty feet.

Glad to know their painted

look at my new work yeahh in my pics

Spazz? You?

it soulds like a very organized day, how do you do it, please tell me - i need help

psychology is awesome.
random posting is awesome.

what do you like to do while you're doing nothing?

myself, I like to wander the streets dressed in a suit, with a pimp cane by my side. Although that's not technically "nothing" it's still not productive in the slightest.

working can't to horrible. it will make your time off be more enjoyable. or maybe i don't know what the fuck i am even taling about today. i am very sorry for this sudden confusion.

Brain cancer is hot. Unlike your apartment. Does this mean that if you ate brain cancer you'd no longer be cold? I'm not too sure, I'll have to get back to you on that one.

I'm totally with Surface on this one, get one of those fanny packs. They're hot. Does that mean if you ate a fanny pack you'd no longer be cold? I'm not too sure, I'll have to get back to you on that one.

Damn, now I'm hungry ...

we all have cancer. hooray

i wish i slept in a burrito.

i never knew what kermit saw in that bitch either.

i'm an excellent package sender.
ask anyone.

i've been trying to tell siv for ages that we should be married, but i can't really get past the "hi" part. which is weird, because usually when somebody's name starts with the same letter it's burrito time in like a heartbeat.

maybe if you'd stop jabbing me with your huge boner, i wouldn't diss you? try hugging me from behind next time.

isn't our baby gorgeous?

would you shut the damn thing up already?! i dunno, give it another beer or something.

yeah, i'm back bitch! and it's your fault that neither of us made it to the showcase showdown. that mexican dude never would have got $1 if i didn't jam the damn thing up on my way out. also, you owe me a new "i boned bob barker" shirt cuz mine is ripped in 14 pieces. oh, and also that yodelling game always freaked me out when i was a kid. now whenever i'm shopping and trying to decide between two items, i can here the yodel in the back of my head. i look back and forth between the two items...yodelay, yodelay, yodelay, back and forth, until i see him fall off the cliff in my head and then i know which item to buy.

you're right! i DO live close to something. that's pretty fricken unbelievable that you would know that. weird. but did you know that there is another one even closer?

well that was fun. what a special surprise that was. about the baby mama especially cause all this time i thought it was siv, but now that you mention it i think you're right. hey, one day, if you're lucky, i will tell you what is on the other side of the wheel. i only got a very quick glance because you spun the thing so fucking hard, but a quick glance was all it took.

see ya baby mama.

lets fucking go.

one dollar bob!

MmMm, stumbling.

and people say the life of a drunk is a bad thing. drunken phone calls happen to be the only thing that gets me through my week. well maybe not the only thing. i really like getting shitty and playing my organ. my neighbors get so pissed.

i also enjoy staying up past midnight...in order to tick off another day on the calendar. - This is great stuff - thanks

What!
you need to train again. Like Rocky.
quick cut to the drinking montage.


Eye of the tiger, tiger that drinks.

i've been drinking nothing but vodka for the past year. and beer really fucks me up. yes even three. i wonder why?

Actually, do you really think Cash had to introduce himself?

Or you for that matter. Yes, you're that famous

I always wanted to greet people with that saying Stephen King used in the TV spot:

"We're all gonna die, baby. I'm just trying to make it a bit more interesting."

Now THAT gets weird looks.

[Edited on Nov 27, 2005 11:01PM]