i have a list two pages long of things to do today, so of course i'm sitting in front of the computer doing none of it. however i thought this survey stupidity was kinda cool, so here it is.
pick eight people on your friends list.
1.siv
2.bailey (i'm on my own friends list?!)
3.zenexistence
4.bettietwoguns
5.my_name_is_keith
6.ericallen
7.tegan
8.surface
How did you meet 6 (ericallen)?
on here, duh. but then i met him in real life at some burlesque-y type thing at some club in LA where apparently part of swingers was filmed, or so he said. i think he was just trying to impress me to get in my pants.
Is 7 (tegan) in a relationship?
umm, no?
Have you kissed 1 (siv)?
many times, in various places!
Have you hugged 4 (bettietwoguns)?
not in a very very long time and i miss them. and the way she inflects certain words when she talks.
Would 1 (siv) and 8 (surface) make a good couple?
umm...sure? i have no idea. but they both have names that start with S so i guess thats a good start.
How long have you known 2 (bailey)?
erm..technically ive known her my whole life. but i was only really introduced to her 4 years ago.
Good memory with 5 (my_name_is_keith)?
going to see the ring and being so scared i almost jumped in his lap. our various trips to friendlys. SOON KEITH SOOOOOOON!
Ever hugged 8 (surface)?
i keep trying to and he disses me, its quite embarassing actually.
Do you love 3 (zenexistence)?
ew!
is 5 (my_name_is_keith) nice?
he's as.....well....as something nice.
How did you meet 3 (zenexistence)?
when we were both traveling with the same carnaval. he was the elephant ride operator and i roasted hot dogs. in one city, in oklahoma i think, they set us up next to each other. he asked me for a weiner and the rest is history.
Who makes you laugh the most?
this is a definite tie between bailey and zenexistence. although if you put us together. i think all we do is laugh. no talking needed. just laughs.
Who makes you smile?
every single one of them.
When was the last time you saw 4 (bettietwoguns)?
oh man. sometime last year for a quick dennys breakfast. its been waaaaay too long.
Does 8 (surface) love you?
he fucking better since i'm his baby-mama!
Do you see 3 (zenexistence) a lot?
not since he got kicked off the carnavel circuit for feeding a small child to a lion.
What would you buy 1(siv) for their birthday?
an airplane ticket to boston.
Have you traveled anywhere with 5 (my_name_is_keith)?
umm.....just around boston.
Do you have fun with 7 (tegan)?
its impossible not to.
Who is the loudest?
surface. he's always yelling at me to shut the kid up.
Do any of them get on your nerves sometimes?
i dont have nerves. i have no feelings whatsoever.
What do you really think of 6 (ericallen)?
hes a funny motherfucker who shares his love of eighties bands and porn with me.
Best memory with 8 (surface)?
that time we went on the price is right and got called right after each other, and he bet $1 and beat me and got to play plinko, but then i bet $1 on the next round and got to play that game with the moutain climber that yodels,and when it came time to spin the wheel i pushed him and he got sucked in. i never saw him after that, but man, what a memory.
Does 4 (bettietwoguns) even know you?
more than most people on this list. hell, more than most people on this site.
Is 5 (my _name_is_keith) happy?
i just called him and he said 'no'. okay, so i didnt actually call him. but i'm imagining.
Does 8 (surface) live close?
he lives close to SOMETHING i'm sure, its just not me.
Do you have any classes with 2 (bailey)?
crazy class class!
Is 6 (ericallen) a good person?
define good. actually no. dont. either way. no. hes not.
Does 2 (bailey) own a car?
the zippy zip zip of an automobile.
wow, i lied. that was really lame. time to start that list.
pick eight people on your friends list.
1.siv
2.bailey (i'm on my own friends list?!)
3.zenexistence
4.bettietwoguns
5.my_name_is_keith
6.ericallen
7.tegan
8.surface
How did you meet 6 (ericallen)?
on here, duh. but then i met him in real life at some burlesque-y type thing at some club in LA where apparently part of swingers was filmed, or so he said. i think he was just trying to impress me to get in my pants.
Is 7 (tegan) in a relationship?
umm, no?
Have you kissed 1 (siv)?
many times, in various places!
Have you hugged 4 (bettietwoguns)?
not in a very very long time and i miss them. and the way she inflects certain words when she talks.
Would 1 (siv) and 8 (surface) make a good couple?
umm...sure? i have no idea. but they both have names that start with S so i guess thats a good start.
How long have you known 2 (bailey)?
erm..technically ive known her my whole life. but i was only really introduced to her 4 years ago.
Good memory with 5 (my_name_is_keith)?
going to see the ring and being so scared i almost jumped in his lap. our various trips to friendlys. SOON KEITH SOOOOOOON!
Ever hugged 8 (surface)?
i keep trying to and he disses me, its quite embarassing actually.
Do you love 3 (zenexistence)?
ew!
is 5 (my_name_is_keith) nice?
he's as.....well....as something nice.
How did you meet 3 (zenexistence)?
when we were both traveling with the same carnaval. he was the elephant ride operator and i roasted hot dogs. in one city, in oklahoma i think, they set us up next to each other. he asked me for a weiner and the rest is history.
Who makes you laugh the most?
this is a definite tie between bailey and zenexistence. although if you put us together. i think all we do is laugh. no talking needed. just laughs.
Who makes you smile?
every single one of them.
When was the last time you saw 4 (bettietwoguns)?
oh man. sometime last year for a quick dennys breakfast. its been waaaaay too long.
Does 8 (surface) love you?
he fucking better since i'm his baby-mama!
Do you see 3 (zenexistence) a lot?
not since he got kicked off the carnavel circuit for feeding a small child to a lion.
What would you buy 1(siv) for their birthday?
an airplane ticket to boston.
Have you traveled anywhere with 5 (my_name_is_keith)?
umm.....just around boston.
Do you have fun with 7 (tegan)?
its impossible not to.
Who is the loudest?
surface. he's always yelling at me to shut the kid up.
Do any of them get on your nerves sometimes?
i dont have nerves. i have no feelings whatsoever.
What do you really think of 6 (ericallen)?
hes a funny motherfucker who shares his love of eighties bands and porn with me.
Best memory with 8 (surface)?
that time we went on the price is right and got called right after each other, and he bet $1 and beat me and got to play plinko, but then i bet $1 on the next round and got to play that game with the moutain climber that yodels,and when it came time to spin the wheel i pushed him and he got sucked in. i never saw him after that, but man, what a memory.
Does 4 (bettietwoguns) even know you?
more than most people on this list. hell, more than most people on this site.
Is 5 (my _name_is_keith) happy?
i just called him and he said 'no'. okay, so i didnt actually call him. but i'm imagining.
Does 8 (surface) live close?
he lives close to SOMETHING i'm sure, its just not me.
Do you have any classes with 2 (bailey)?
crazy class class!
Is 6 (ericallen) a good person?
define good. actually no. dont. either way. no. hes not.
Does 2 (bailey) own a car?
the zippy zip zip of an automobile.
wow, i lied. that was really lame. time to start that list.
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maybe if you'd stop jabbing me with your huge boner, i wouldn't diss you? try hugging me from behind next time.
isn't our baby gorgeous?
would you shut the damn thing up already?! i dunno, give it another beer or something.
yeah, i'm back bitch! and it's your fault that neither of us made it to the showcase showdown. that mexican dude never would have got $1 if i didn't jam the damn thing up on my way out. also, you owe me a new "i boned bob barker" shirt cuz mine is ripped in 14 pieces. oh, and also that yodelling game always freaked me out when i was a kid. now whenever i'm shopping and trying to decide between two items, i can here the yodel in the back of my head. i look back and forth between the two items...yodelay, yodelay, yodelay, back and forth, until i see him fall off the cliff in my head and then i know which item to buy.
you're right! i DO live close to something. that's pretty fricken unbelievable that you would know that. weird. but did you know that there is another one even closer?
well that was fun. what a special surprise that was. about the baby mama especially cause all this time i thought it was siv, but now that you mention it i think you're right. hey, one day, if you're lucky, i will tell you what is on the other side of the wheel. i only got a very quick glance because you spun the thing so fucking hard, but a quick glance was all it took.
see ya baby mama.