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As Eddie Murphy said in Trading Places: 'Happy New Year'
The final tally:
2004 Person of the Year: JEREMY PAXMAN
2004 Villianous Sod of the Year: JONATHAN QUINN
Best Song I First Heard This Year: (tie) DOWN PAYMENT BLUES by AC/DC and COUNTING ON ME by KORN
Best Album I First Heard This Year: POWERAGE by AC/DC
Best Film I First...
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The final tally:
2004 Person of the Year: JEREMY PAXMAN
2004 Villianous Sod of the Year: JONATHAN QUINN
Best Song I First Heard This Year: (tie) DOWN PAYMENT BLUES by AC/DC and COUNTING ON ME by KORN
Best Album I First Heard This Year: POWERAGE by AC/DC
Best Film I First...
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sweetiyvie:
NIN NIN NIN NIN!!!!!! YAY!! 
scagnetti:
Happy New Year AG!!!
Did you see the trailer yet?
http://progressive.stream.aol.com/aol/us/moviefone/movies/2004/sincity_019736/sincity_trlr_01_dl.mov
Did you see the trailer yet?
http://progressive.stream.aol.com/aol/us/moviefone/movies/2004/sincity_019736/sincity_trlr_01_dl.mov
What does Robin Cook, Ken Bigley, Will Smith, my wallet, Crimson Tide, I Robot and an ancient jumper than Mum bequeathed me yesterday that's going to be dyed very soon have in common?
Answer: I'm sure they all contributed to this nightmare I had yesterday.
This is a nightmare I'm not going into because it's now the basis of a kick-ass story I may write...
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Answer: I'm sure they all contributed to this nightmare I had yesterday.
This is a nightmare I'm not going into because it's now the basis of a kick-ass story I may write...
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thescottness:
HAPPY FUCKIN' NEW YEAR!
ya limey bastard.
ya limey bastard.
luckyzombie:
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! good luck!
Ding dong merrily on high or I take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger until it goes click.
Hello and welcome.
Before I go balls deep into this entry (ho-ho) a prayer to those poor sods in South-East Asia that got smashed by Earthquakes and a Tsunami. Dreadful business.
Xmas was fantastic as ever. DVD's, many PS2...
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Hello and welcome.
Before I go balls deep into this entry (ho-ho) a prayer to those poor sods in South-East Asia that got smashed by Earthquakes and a Tsunami. Dreadful business.
Xmas was fantastic as ever. DVD's, many PS2...
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luckyzombie:
ok, silly you for paying to see that stupid 80 days film.... but city of god was AMAZING, yet to see HERO and that American Movie.....
glad you had a good xmas
glad you had a good xmas
sweetiyvie:
Glad to hear you had a kick ass Christmas! I did too, I got so much cool shit! Have a great New Year! 
Hello one and all.
The story thus far:
2004 Person of the Year: JEREMY PAXMAN
2004 Villianous Sod of the Year: JONATHAN QUINN
Up next:
Best Song I've Heard This Year: Down Payment Blues by AC/DC / Counting On Me by Korn (tie)
This was Down Payment Blues all the way. I got a bunch of mp3's from Andrew at ICT earlier...
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The story thus far:
2004 Person of the Year: JEREMY PAXMAN
2004 Villianous Sod of the Year: JONATHAN QUINN
Up next:
Best Song I've Heard This Year: Down Payment Blues by AC/DC / Counting On Me by Korn (tie)
This was Down Payment Blues all the way. I got a bunch of mp3's from Andrew at ICT earlier...
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tutone:
I hope you have a great Christmas. Yeah, Ive been driving my boy Jay crazy, he's a lil scrooge, but Im always blasting Christmas Songs and just spreading the cheer. Eventually he'll give and realize its just a time of happiness.
weirdomanson:
merry motherfucking x-mas man!!!
have a good one!!!
.chris
have a good one!!!
.chris
Hello one and all.
Damn that's a classy opening.
Because it's the season, people
(only doing that once this time) it is custom for organisations and bodies to hand out awards.
Sounds quite wank, doesn't it? I think so.
However, wank as it sounds I do have some personal accolades to hand out. Now in lieu of statues, gifts or indeed any sort of erstwhile...
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Damn that's a classy opening.
Because it's the season, people
(only doing that once this time) it is custom for organisations and bodies to hand out awards.
Sounds quite wank, doesn't it? I think so.
However, wank as it sounds I do have some personal accolades to hand out. Now in lieu of statues, gifts or indeed any sort of erstwhile...
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Thanks for all the good wishes for Mum. The good news is that she doesn't actually have angina and her arties are clear -- translated for my benefit, she's not going to drop dead anytime soon. The bad news... what bad news? It's the season, people!
Bad news can wait until 2005.
Unless you consider me slipping on black ice, landing on my ass and...
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Bad news can wait until 2005.
Unless you consider me slipping on black ice, landing on my ass and...
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scagnetti:
Love your attitude my good fellow.
Good cheer in your general direction.
Proper.
Good cheer in your general direction.
Proper.
luckyzombie:
tis the season....im not liking it so far...
did the yoghurt go all over you?
did the yoghurt go all over you?
If anyone is stuck for an idea for a photo how about taking a picture of someone wiping their arse with this 'article'. Haven't read such pure shite since my subscription to 'Dysentry Monthly' expired.
Anyway.
Got the all-mighty, all-powerful, all-great friend Hindu Cow's audition tape for Casino, Casino 2 done. Four things I learned:
1: The word 'Ummm' is frequently used as a conjunction...
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Anyway.
Got the all-mighty, all-powerful, all-great friend Hindu Cow's audition tape for Casino, Casino 2 done. Four things I learned:
1: The word 'Ummm' is frequently used as a conjunction...
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weirdomanson:
hey sorry to hear about your mom. i hope all gos well with her and that everything works out..
that was a pretty fucked up article. lol. i cant wrap gifts up for shit either. i usualy dont wrap them or have some one else do it.. and i still havent even started x-mas shopping. i just might be an asshole this year and not get anybody anything..hahaha well see...peace man
.chris
that was a pretty fucked up article. lol. i cant wrap gifts up for shit either. i usualy dont wrap them or have some one else do it.. and i still havent even started x-mas shopping. i just might be an asshole this year and not get anybody anything..hahaha well see...peace man
.chris
_pauly_:
just thought i'd wish you a happy xmas next week and i hope santa's good to you dude
Death to pop-ups. 
Sometimes I'm so good it affects others in a positive manner. I say that with zero ego.
My good close personal friend The Hindu Cow (named so because he's so damned cool) was over on Thursday night. Following a debate about the long gone and much missed Krypton Factor (ruined the moment they made Gordon Burns work with a WOMAN!!! - the...
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Sometimes I'm so good it affects others in a positive manner. I say that with zero ego.
My good close personal friend The Hindu Cow (named so because he's so damned cool) was over on Thursday night. Following a debate about the long gone and much missed Krypton Factor (ruined the moment they made Gordon Burns work with a WOMAN!!! - the...
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thescottness:
AAAAAAAR!
The comix are so compressed I can't read the words!
I got tons o' space on Hotmail so if you don't mind re-scanning them that would be super duper awesome. They look fantastic but I don't know what's going on
Yea, editing is a huge undertaking, but I find that drinking small ammounts of booze at regular intervals helps the process immensely! I call it my brain juice.
But props to you for sticking with it for a 5 hour session! Most of my friends will do 1 hour and say,
"nuts to this, I'm getting wasted tonight!"
Like my friend's 20 minute short film he's been editing for the past 3 months. It works out to about 10 minutes of "work" a night.
Tell your friend good luck and record the program if he gets on.... and take 15% of the winnings as your "consultant" fee.
The comix are so compressed I can't read the words!
I got tons o' space on Hotmail so if you don't mind re-scanning them that would be super duper awesome. They look fantastic but I don't know what's going on
Yea, editing is a huge undertaking, but I find that drinking small ammounts of booze at regular intervals helps the process immensely! I call it my brain juice.
But props to you for sticking with it for a 5 hour session! Most of my friends will do 1 hour and say,
"nuts to this, I'm getting wasted tonight!"
Like my friend's 20 minute short film he's been editing for the past 3 months. It works out to about 10 minutes of "work" a night.
Tell your friend good luck and record the program if he gets on.... and take 15% of the winnings as your "consultant" fee.
scagnetti:
I'm starting to warm to the idea,
Takes me a little longer for the ice in my soul
to thaw and crack!
Takes me a little longer for the ice in my soul
to thaw and crack!
"Two dollars and a potato equals two dollars." - Mike Schank from American Movie. You really can't argue with that logic.
American Movie - go see, go see now!
Fucking Michael Vick ruined my fantasy season. Argh! Swine! God I hope the Bears win out, hit the playoffs, win in Round 1, travel to Atlanta and Urlacher lays him out.
Then next season Vick has...
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American Movie - go see, go see now!
Fucking Michael Vick ruined my fantasy season.
Argh! Swine! God I hope the Bears win out, hit the playoffs, win in Round 1, travel to Atlanta and Urlacher lays him out.
Then next season Vick has...
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luckyzombie:
Animals rule..... BUTCHERS dont.... damn them all to hell.... (and not a cool hell...)
1000 xmas tree?eak....
1000 xmas tree?eak....
scagnetti:
12 days of christmas by the Swear bears.
muchosucko.com
muchosucko.com
I've just come up with a song which I'd like to share.
I call it 18/30 213yrds and 3 TD's
CHAD! CHAD! CHAD!
CHAD! CHAD d-CHAD!
CHAD! CHAD! CHAD!
WHO LOVES THE CHAD?
I LOVE THE CHAD!
THE MUTT LOVES THE CHAD!
EGGY LOVES THE CHAD (no i don't)
DA BEARS LOVES THE CHAD!
CHAD! CHAD!! CHA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-DDD!!!
Thank you very much.
I call it 18/30 213yrds and 3 TD's
CHAD! CHAD! CHAD!
CHAD! CHAD d-CHAD!
CHAD! CHAD! CHAD!
WHO LOVES THE CHAD?
I LOVE THE CHAD!
THE MUTT LOVES THE CHAD!
EGGY LOVES THE CHAD (no i don't)
DA BEARS LOVES THE CHAD!
CHAD! CHAD!! CHA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-DDD!!!
Thank you very much.
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scagnetti:
Wanted to be your thug,
But my camera is being a punce!
But my camera is being a punce!
_pauly_:
why, do you think i'll wake up one day in the middle of nowhere with a pint of petrol
Thug! Navvie! Mellie!
A note to any of the Yoga fanatics in Shetland that happened across me Thursday night and have now stumbled across this very journal. If you start setting up before I've finished working again I'll fucking Dhalsim ya!
Can't understand why so many 'educated' people lack basic manners or sense. Self important slugs.
God I love fantasy football. This season I started...
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A note to any of the Yoga fanatics in Shetland that happened across me Thursday night and have now stumbled across this very journal. If you start setting up before I've finished working again I'll fucking Dhalsim ya!
Can't understand why so many 'educated' people lack basic manners or sense. Self important slugs.
God I love fantasy football. This season I started...
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thescottness:
YOGA FIRE!!!!
honestly, I"m drunk, so none of which you just said made any sense to me, but damn, educated people suck ass. They all think they're soooooo special because of their "degrees" and "education" but most of them are dumb as rocks and need to be drug out in the middle of the street and shot on general principal.
BTW. Mega Tokyo is an internet web-comic that you can find off the "links" section of www.vgcats.com. It's a comic that deals with people like me who are obsessed with japanese culture and ultra-violence that it brings with it.
P.S. SEND ME THE DAMN COMIC ALREADY!!!!
honestly, I"m drunk, so none of which you just said made any sense to me, but damn, educated people suck ass. They all think they're soooooo special because of their "degrees" and "education" but most of them are dumb as rocks and need to be drug out in the middle of the street and shot on general principal.
BTW. Mega Tokyo is an internet web-comic that you can find off the "links" section of www.vgcats.com. It's a comic that deals with people like me who are obsessed with japanese culture and ultra-violence that it brings with it.
P.S. SEND ME THE DAMN COMIC ALREADY!!!!
_pauly_:
YOUR A MARINE HUH?!!!!!!, YOU LITTLE SCUM BAG, LOOKS LIKE THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE CRACK OF YOUR MAMMAS ASS AND ENDED UP AS A BROWN STAIN ON THE MATRESS
4 out of 8 not bad
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YOUR A MARINE HUH?!!!!!!, YOU LITTLE SCUM BAG, LOOKS LIKE THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE CRACK OF YOUR MAMMAS ASS AND ENDED UP AS A BROWN STAIN ON THE MATRESS
4 out of 8 not bad
[Edited on Dec 05, 2004 1:20PM]
if i could slap an inventor it would be the same as weidromanson, that prick who invented speed bumps. what a cunt!!
Have a good one!