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A million rats cocks - just failed my driving test numero 4. This is now my official thing I can't do.

And it wasn't because I stalled on a roundabout and tried to drive away in neutral - oh no. I failed before then. I failed because I didn't stop at a STOP sign. FECK!

But sitting here typing now, what gets me most wasn't...
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Cheap AC/DC cds to me is like faberge eggs to Bleeding Gums Murphy.

And I'm free, I say, free of one of my mind-numbing, Brady Bunch boring as feck jobs. Now I have a good month, starting tomorrow, to finish redrafting this book before having to take another job.

"I'm gonna leave you a nut. Which nut you want?"

NFL!

This morning I had two thoughts one after the other.

1: Reading the Driver's Handbook on the thinking pot I thought 'Hmm, how do you cock up a three-point-turn and would you salvage it.'

This was followed by:

2: 'Hey, Ken Bigley's not been in the news for a while.'

I thought nothing of these... thoughts at the time, after all I didn't expand my...
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I've just finished watching Hero and I've come to this conclusion:

I'd sooner rewatch Rocky 4 than Hero.

Despite it's ridiculousness Rocky 4 had soul, panache, heart. Rocky 4 resonated. All Hero produced was a beatuifully shot mindbender of a story with fantastic fights.

But it didn't have a killer bad guy. Rocky had Drago.

It didn't have a kick-ass training sequence. Rocky trained in...
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Question about that psycho girl video:

How old would you say that girl is?

I thought she was 18-19 but after reading this:

For instance, last spring, when an eighth-grade girl at Horace Mann School in the Riverdale section of the Bronx, sent a digital video of herself masturbating to a male classmate on whom she had a crush, it quickly appeared on a file-sharing...
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God what a fecked up weekend. Bears lose. Mum was readmitted and discharged from hospital. Got no writing done and this computer cannot handle downloading man-sized files and Spybot.

Usually the Bears losing would piss me off fierce but the absolute cack-handed treatment these health 'professionals' has administered to Mum over this past month has sapped my fury for the weekend.

But being positive, as...
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She wanted Matt

The above link is a girl making her pitch to become this bloke Matt's girlfriend. Matt, being a gentleman, has decided to stick it on the Internet.

Some some odd reason I feel compelled to add to this girl's... Feck it, you dance in the minefield you're going to go boom.

It feels odd adding a "Caution this shit is strong" to...
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A tale:

I'm walking home from work yesterday. I'm approaching a blind corner when a can of Irn-Bru is slammed at my feet. As I round the corner two louts are in my path. They took one look at me and couldn't move fast enough to get feck out the way.

The woman I'm walking home with tells me: 'They almost shat themselves when they...
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Arseholes and bollocks.

Five quick hits:

1. The Lovie Smith in Madden 2005 looks nothing like the real Lovie Smith.

2. The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse is almost the best book I've read this year - almost because I'm only on Chapter 4.

3. AC/DC rocks.

4. Women who leave their husbands three times after being battered and come back for the fourth...
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This is the official AC/DC & Madden 2005 weekend. Stuff the Garden of Eden, this is living.

Urlacher rules!!!
Bon, Angus, Brian and the lads rules!!!
This weekend rules!!!
I rule!!!

Note: For those keeping tabs... this is the high before the Sunday night low. We're going to get hammered. Fuck.

Whole Lotta Rosie, whole lotta Rosie...

I love writing. It's great. Words from the heart, or in my case inherited 90% sure ticking Angina time bomb - f'n genetics at least I'm not going bald...

Bugger I've forgotten the point I'm going to make about writing.

Rewriting though is an absolute brain driven process hence it sucks since you've got to rip apart all the hearty, or in my case ori90staty...
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