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I'm so sick of everything.
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jayenh:
I have an aerosol can of sunshine with a supply of sterile one-use butt adapters. That way you can have sunshine and butt. Works for me.

Homeomorphically speaking, I get completely lost when the holes start intersecting "inside."

Don't make me threaten to send you a samurai movie or something. Cheers -j smile
thefreak:
They make a lozenge for that.

Cheer up, Al. kiss smile

-TM
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I think I'm just going to sleep today.
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filmnoir1:
mmmmK.........
ratboy:
Awesome idea ...

Does studying the ins-and-outs of DNS count?
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I don't know if I have it in me to be friends with anyone who breaks my best friend's heart. If his heart breaks, my heart breaks. There's no way around it. When I look at you, all I can see is his sadness, and all I think about is how his sadness is because of you and you alone. It's your fault he hurts,...
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elise:
thanks, beautiful lady! kiss

and i'm sorry to hear your best friend's heart is broken. frown
icemancometh:
That's a genuine dilemma to be in; I know someone who happens to be experiencing this same quandry at the moment. I suggested to her to ask what the heart-broken thought about it, then to proceed from there. I'm turning into a regular goddamn Dr. Phil, I guess.
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So, these last few days haven't been quite as exciting as the last time dunx's girlfriend left town, but last night was pretty fun. Dunx and I went to the bar twice, the second time meeting up with soph and playing some pool over some drinks. The rest of the night is kind of a blur, but I think there was a drunken physical altercation...
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supremepizzaman:
Dude, I'm bored.

Any sort of hilarity I should know about tonight?
soph:

a little blurry, and i have no fucking clue what he's supposed to be... but thanks! we're in love now.
edited b/c somehow the pic doesn't seem to work. look in my folder. there it is. sorry i'm dumb with the photos.
xxxooo!

[Edited on Jun 25, 2005 2:52PM]
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While I wait for the shower to get warm, I thought I'd share something with you.

I've watched a lot of X-Files. There's an episode in season 7 called Hollywood A.D. that's particularly good, and there's a part of it that's about zombies. At once point, Mulder espouses a theory he has about zombies to Scully, which goes a little something like this:

When they...
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mat8drb:
And for maths, they do rule. Although maybe not your kind of pure maths. I don't know.

[Edited on Jun 21, 2005 10:45PM]
scullyt:
Have i told you lately that I love you? The shear fact that you are quoting the X-files is bliss..... I LOVE AL!!!!!!
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Hi guys. I know I've been updating a lot lately, but this one is important. I want every single one of you to go say hi to my bartender, gabeychamp. Yes, this man is responsible for many of my nights of drunken debauchery spent out on the town (rather than in the pool hall) so you should all go tell him how awesome he...
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hexfix93:
Holy Shish kabob Batman!
entropycircus:
Al, you are my hero. Oh, and your the hottest thing on SG.
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charlemagne:
Ouch! Never been into pain myself.

You can verbally abuse me after reading this, and please don't answer the question, but who hurt you so badly that you hate yourself?

I think you are the greatest. Take it a little more easy on yourself.

[Edited on Jun 16, 2005 7:39PM]
gabeychamp:
Do you like David Bowie? Because he is fucking awesome. Like Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars. I'm really lovin this hangover. Yay. -G-

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Last night I gave my bartender the gift of SG. I love that guy. I miss going to the bar. It was nice. I watched the game and drank beer. I love beer.


he's my bartender
he's so good to me
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jedichris27:
ahh good oregon beer.. is your bar in portland? Ill be there for a week for the 4th of july, need a good place to go.
supremepizzaman:
Spoonman!
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You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you...
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apotheosis:
Did you say something? Oh sorry, I wasn't listening & I don't care..
Now shut the f*ck up so I can watch tv. Bodiless heads shouldn't be so concerned about communication anyway. My shrink is a total fucknut.. bodies talking. HAHAHAHA.

One more to add to the list... fuckers. Die a slow horrible death tied up like that girl in Aruba. Yeah.. DIE.

How was that for my first sociopath lesson?
I think I covered everything well enough.

Coincidentally, I hope they cut off the balls of the guys that did it, slow cook them in a restored Nazi death shower and feed the ashes to the remaining family. Chili Style!!
denizen:
You scored higher than 22% on Rationality

You scored higher than 11% on Extroversion

You scored higher than 98% on Brutality

You scored higher than 66% on Arrogance
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A lot of the wonderful moments in my life have occured what many people might consider to be less-than-savory locations (the lockable bathroom on the top floor of Eliot Hall, the front seat of a car parked by the train tracks at 2am, sitting in the tiny breakfast joint hungover as fuck) but I think most of them have been in fairly ordinary places (in...
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schiavona:
But did you supersize that moment?

kiss kiss
thistle:
so do you really want to beat me up?
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I save my breath knowing what you're
you're wanting me to say
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zappagonzo:
Thanks blush
knowthing:
If we are not one thing that we possesssss, than what are we?
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I shot with London again. It was a great time. I love working with her; what a sweetheart. Her dog is fucking cute, too, and loves to try to eat push pins and attack the dog in the mirror.



the kind of guy who makes love cuz he's in it





I want all that boring old shit like letters and sodas
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flux:
Awww nothin'. Just thought you might like to know. We were having little Al appreciation party down here.
flux:
Oh, I learned yesterday that there should be a fucking UMLAUT over the "a" in my last name. I AM SO METAL!!