Okay, since Chris isn't returning my calls, I'm going to switch over to being obsessed with a fictional character: Will Bailey from The West Wing. He's so eloquent and sassy. Going on a date with that guy would rock! "Oh my god, Will, she's actually wearing white pants!" "Oh, I know, Al, those are so slutty. At least she's not... oh, she is wearing...
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Sometimes I really can't believe that we actually dropped nuclear bombs on people.
I don't think Chris Cornell is ever going to visit me.
I don't think Chris Cornell is ever going to visit me.
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0101014u:
Believe it Al, I know the truth is depressing, but we've also just starved a developed nation so badly that 750.000 children have died of malnutrition related diseases since 1991. They tell us again and again what the difference between Iraq and Liberia is. Iraq is important to our national interests and Liberia sadly or luckily does not have enough oil to occupy us with.
nex_flamma:
Is Chris Cornell not visiting because we dropped nuclear bombs on people? I'm so confused.
"It's pronounced nook-q-ler."
"It's pronounced nook-q-ler."
Okay, so I was watching Face The Nation this afternoon and this lady on there said that the best way to raise children was to have both a mom and a dad and this was why she was opposed to gay marriage. It made me feel very very bad.
Who else here thinks Bob Schieffer rocks the house?
Who else here thinks Bob Schieffer rocks the house?
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amitabha:
i completely agree with her. all children should have a mom and a dad, because that will make them normal, because no one who grows up with a mom and a dad is dysfunctional.
vim:
hahahahahaha...that totally rules....i just finished This Just In...you read it?....Bobby's a pimp....you'd like Vermont Royster too.
cheers A-train!!!
cheers A-train!!!
Hey guys. What's up?
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boonfark:
Your new candid shot (#14) makes my blood run to my head. Both of them. You make me want to buy stock in the Armorall company.
stiles:
Hardons and helicopters.
I leave for vegas tomorrow morning, and will be back Monday evening. If you see Chris, tell him not to come until next week.
I got my nails done today and they are the color of blueberry jelly bellies. They remind me of a car.
Would you kill a person with your bare hands?
I got my nails done today and they are the color of blueberry jelly bellies. They remind me of a car.
Would you kill a person with your bare hands?
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psmith:
Everytime I drive I fantasize about killing people with my bare hands. I recenently yelled "I'll slit your throat and fuck your corpse" at some bitch in an SUV. I need anger management classes.
thecowboy:
...shoots...when you comin back?...
So far Chris Cornell has not shown up at my window or offered to take me to Alki. Where is that guy? What's a girl gotta do around here to get Chris Cornell to serenade her? Golly.
I wish my mood swings would go away. They're frightfully distracting and certainly don't help me make friends. I want to stay indoors.
The other day I bought...
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I wish my mood swings would go away. They're frightfully distracting and certainly don't help me make friends. I want to stay indoors.
The other day I bought...
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evillyn:
Oooh no nightgown? Even better.
jurasic:
ohyeah...the Princess is great...kidding...actually you should talk to nala...she is the expert...ofcourse i'm not familure with makeup or manicures...
Well, it's good to know that I can go buy honor at the store. Everyone who said you could will surely die without it. Gosh, you guys.
The math project I was going to work on this summer for extra cash got cancelled. That blows. I was really stoked to do it, too.
In other news, I have discovered Chris Cornell's solo album after misplacing...
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The math project I was going to work on this summer for extra cash got cancelled. That blows. I was really stoked to do it, too.
In other news, I have discovered Chris Cornell's solo album after misplacing...
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lesleyslenning:
I have Chris Cornell pictures hanging up on the wall by my desk at work, helps me get through the day 
But so do the pictures from uglypeople.com.....hmmmm
But so do the pictures from uglypeople.com.....hmmmm
siv:
he does have a lovely voice, equally suited to tender ditties and rockin' epics. and i like how he hasn't, like, dated Carmen Electra or anyone yet. ;P
YES GRENDEL SET.
Because Hrothgar is a SEXY NAME. and we could wear lots of jewelry, 'cause they were a ring-giving culture. I will start taking hormones now, so as to have a proper matted furry look when the time comes.
YES GRENDEL SET.
Because Hrothgar is a SEXY NAME. and we could wear lots of jewelry, 'cause they were a ring-giving culture. I will start taking hormones now, so as to have a proper matted furry look when the time comes.
I fired an actual gun today for the first time. It was rad. I shot this one that was like a gun that James Bond would use. I think I may have enjoyed myself too much, but I don't think I enjoyed myself as the guys down at the end recklessly unloading their .45s into the human-lookin' targets. It was a very good time, and...
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lil_tuffy:
I went to a gun range in Vegas about two weeks after 9/11. The only target they would let anyone use was one of Bin Laden.
My friend had never fired a gun before and wouldn't follow my advice to start with something small. She went straight for the Dirty Harry hip bazooka. I warned her about the recoil but she wouldn't listen and she whacked herself square in the forehead.
:tuffy:
My friend had never fired a gun before and wouldn't follow my advice to start with something small. She went straight for the Dirty Harry hip bazooka. I warned her about the recoil but she wouldn't listen and she whacked herself square in the forehead.
:tuffy:
inhaler97:
God bless america and the right to bear arms...
I once did a site for this guy who rents weapons for movies, plays TV, what have you.
He had this HUGE Vault With more than 500 guns, Bazookas, Garrot wire, Armor... It was quite the site.
I once did a site for this guy who rents weapons for movies, plays TV, what have you.
He had this HUGE Vault With more than 500 guns, Bazookas, Garrot wire, Armor... It was quite the site.
I want to tell the weirdos to stop sending me emails, but they're so entertaining!
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drbensina:
Can you forward a few to me? My entertainment has been lacking as of late.
Unless I'm one of the weirdos. I hope I'm not. And yet, at the same time, I hope I am. I'm a conflicted boy.
Unless I'm one of the weirdos. I hope I'm not. And yet, at the same time, I hope I am. I'm a conflicted boy.
catdad:
You should post a "Best of" thread on the boards sometime, so we can all enjoy.
I want to tell the weirdos to stop sending me emails, but they're so entertaining!
stubertmcfly:
post some of the gems
Why do I post drunk? It is silly, and a waste.
When I eat grapes, I think of Jack the Ripper.
http://stream.qtv.apple.com/qtv/videoc/http/benn001/benn001_http_300_ref.mov
When I eat grapes, I think of Jack the Ripper.
http://stream.qtv.apple.com/qtv/videoc/http/benn001/benn001_http_300_ref.mov
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rose:
Posting drunk sometimes is the only way to go when you haven't the slightest clue as to how much inoformation you should share with the public about yourself hehe. Was nice meeting you this afternoon I hope you don't feel the way I did this morning tomarow 
Ta. ROse
Ta. ROse
quinne:
i love grapes
voilent murders - not so much
voilent murders - not so much
I'm drunk and mad sexy. We're having a cocktail party. Tasty hors d'ouv... shit, my spelling be failin' me.
Max doesn't love me. Maxx loves me. What gives?
I hate spam. I don't need a bigger penis or a home loan.
Chocolate cake is a good drink. mmmmm.
it's hot in here.
I type pretty good for drunk girl.
why do I enter journal when...
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Max doesn't love me. Maxx loves me. What gives?
I hate spam. I don't need a bigger penis or a home loan.
Chocolate cake is a good drink. mmmmm.
it's hot in here.
I type pretty good for drunk girl.
why do I enter journal when...
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drbensina:
I know I can't type that well when drunk.
I also hate spam. And Spam. Both suck.
And you're always mad sexy. That's just a given.
I also hate spam. And Spam. Both suck.
And you're always mad sexy. That's just a given.
bridgetwnpeddler:
Oh man, spam is the scourge of my existence. Hate the stuff..
I have found the best client/spam filter that I have ever seen. It is about 90% + effective... but it only works if you use Outlook as your email client.
I have found the best client/spam filter that I have ever seen. It is about 90% + effective... but it only works if you use Outlook as your email client.
Fortunately I can take a beating well.