Sunday Feb 06, 2005

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My Brother's going to Iraq.

It's all a bit shit. I really resent him having to pick up after Bush, who is, let's face it, a chinless cunt.

And all those cunts voted for him. Because, y'know, Al Kay Edda... and stuff...

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tarragon:
No-one knows, except him of course, whether Joaquin has a hare lip as he never talks about it. The National Enquirer once printed a story that he did but that rag is hardly a pillar of journalistic veracity.
poptard:
shit isn't it,
i like how one of his prioritys was a sola poward i-pod charger

Tuesday Feb 01, 2005

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Went back to the gym today, i'd been away to long, recovering from one of those shitty colds that hangs around like the ex you dated for a bit but didn't really feel anything for...

And Now I Suffer...

I'm like Martin Sheen at the begining of Apocalypse Now, just sweaty, and less handsome.

"been out of the jungle too long, been getting soft, weak..."
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ciel:
thye wouldnt let Disco joine the sexy straight edge group or something cos she was an SG. And that means shes a whore didnt you know. honestly. live journal makes me wanna rip my face off and feed it to my cats
johnnyforeigner:
Funny, cos I always thought of myself as Kurtz... "the horror, the horror..." eeek ARRR!!!

Monday Jan 24, 2005

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I hate powercuts. They're shit house.

Today I got: Rejected like a trooper. Right on The Chin. it was Glorious, in a 'ouch, Gutted', type fashion.

A hug off the Christian Girl at work. I swear she does it on purpose, the little tease...

Paranoid about forthcoming tatt. My main nightmare seems to center around getting a black tatt, instead of one in amazing...
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its_matt:
i had to investigate to find who you were seen as you didnt introduce yourself ya crazy-ass fool...
johnnyforeigner:
Hello!

I'm giving your recommendations very serious consideration. Sadly, the nes about building a cathedral out of weetabix rather than pilates, but y'know... whatever

Good to meet you smile I may well try Pilates, my mum gave me a book and DVD on it to borrow shocked

Thursday Jan 13, 2005

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I believe that my life my soon end up resembling a Tom Of Finland picture.

Until that happens however, it's business as usual at testosterone central.

Things that make us happy = Protein Shakes (say yea to whey)

Zinc Supplements (it helps you play)

Fight Club (Pretty Boys geting their heads kicked in? Splendid)

Combining all three = Happy like a chimp Paul.

Things to...
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mck:
Ahahahaha. Yeah, right.
cousindell:
yes yes i am wink and i say yea to whey too infact i just had mine ooo aaa

Thursday Jan 06, 2005

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Just been watching Jump Britain, saw my mate Luke. (Hey Luke!*Waves*)

I like Le Parkour, I think it's really cool. I've always thought of it as something I could do, 'cos it's like skateboarding, just without the bit of wood that trips you up and makes you look stupid. (Stupid skateboards...)

I don't like the jump britain program though, because they have everyone jumping around...
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tarragon:
I have copies of the crime scene photos from the Black Dahlia case. They are definitely not for the faint hearted.

Why do I like James Ellroy? I like his writing style; punchy, to the point, no frills or superfluous sentances. I like the fact that his heroes have their flaws and their baggage and I love his way of making great fiction out of real life events. American Tabloid kicked ass!
maelwys:
Jumping? What, like on pogo sticks? confused I should watch more tv.

Thursday Dec 30, 2004

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Fuck New Year's Resolutions, here's my New Years Prediction.

I shall see in the new year commiting a tawdry act of "might as well" sex on a bathroom floor.

I need an escape plan. It'll probably involve a glider...
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tarragon:
OK, stay home with a porn video then. biggrin
mck:
Oh Christ, you're not going to Primrose Hill to do that are you?

Thursday Dec 23, 2004

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Next Year I'm going to get a new picture sorted out. Something about my nipples unsettles me...

Nice meal last night, got to see everyone, if you didn't see me, then baby, you missed out, because i looked particulary handsome. I've got fawning text's to prove it.

This was a good look for me, by all accounts. I was pretty much a dry run of...
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poptard:
its next tuesday,

yer well, i can't be arsed to tell everyone, if i pass i shall amzing them buy swooping into somewear drveing a car

if i fail i shant do that
creamygoodness:
What can I say? I guess I'm just a positive person who'd much rather focus on the sheer brilliance of my own magnificence than the terrible, terrible wrath I shall wreak upon you all should I become displeased.

Also, don't you hate it when you make yourself look all pretty and the one you desperately want to bum doesn't show?

Sunday Dec 19, 2004

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SO me and the ex got into see the Incredibles, we were running five minutes late, but that's standard form for us. I'm never THAT bothered about missing a few trailers.

We get tickets, pop corn, etc, and go to the movie screen...

It's already started. Fuck. I guessed it must be because it's a popular film, they cut down on the waiting time, etc,....
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traumatron:
noooooo!

I went to see that Lemony Snickets movie. Nyeah, it's pretty good. Best bit: the animated outro.
mck:
Hahahahahahaha.

Sunday Dec 19, 2004

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http://wakaba.nervalhi.net/mods/src/everyonehashadmoresex.swf

And now moving on...

Paintball. Not as painful as everyone says. Maybe i'm just really tough or something.
I don't have a single briuse or anything. I owe it all to my Iron Skin Kung Fu Technique. Thanks Sifu Goh Meng Loh.

I found the same thing with Tatts, loads of people, who I've now re classified as over reacting little drama queens, told...
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poptard:
you'll never been on grenn team


GREEN TEAM OWNS YOUR ARSE!

Wednesday Dec 15, 2004

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Elliot Smith - Needle In The Hay.

Really depressing, in a very upbeat way. Aces.

Christmas soon... Mixed feelings about all that.
Yes, it's getting more commercialized, but if that really bothers you, SWITCH OFF THE TV YOU VEGATABLE FUCK.

Christmas also equals more food, and when I say food, I mean great steaming plates of bleeding flesh. I believe that there are other things...
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traumatron:
your manifesto is a fine one!
creamygoodness:
Pffft, empires are easy, I can get another one, all I need is three long pieces of string, a medium-sized courgette and an Eastern European midget called Hans. And an orbital laser.

Sunday Dec 12, 2004

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Boom Boom

Friday night was epic. I didn't want to go out at all, but was dragged out by my brother. The original plan was a night frequenting the drinking dens of Romford, jewel of the south east, which generally means;

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I get disgusted by the filth scum of humanity that surrounds me, and sink into a black sulk, and begin to long for...
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mck:
Speaking of, I'm in Lahndan Tahn tomorrow and Tuesday.
maelwys:
Boom boom?



A mosh to korn and limp bizkit! Hahahahaha biggrin christ, metal clubs have gone downhill since my day, I mean topless karate on the dancefloor? There was none of that many a moon ago, me and my mates used to get bollocksed and take the piss by headbanging furiously to Bat Out of Hell. If you like taking the piss out of metal mutants, try a goth club. The scope for amusement there is vast smile

Sunday Dec 12, 2004

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Blowing money on CD's makes me happy.

I'll have to start buying presents for other people soon at somepoint, but I keep seeing shit that's PERFECT for me.

Such as , Autumn To Ashes - The Fiction We Live. Angry young men, shouting. Exceelllllent.

Ice Cube - The Predator. Another Young Man shouting, but with Beats and samples. And you can dance to it at...
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