agentblack

I believe that my life my soon end up resembling a Tom Of Finland picture.

Until that happens however, it's business as usual at testosterone central.

Things that make us happy = Protein Shakes (say yea to whey)

Zinc Supplements (it helps you play)

Fight Club (Pretty Boys geting their heads kicked in? Splendid)

Combining all three = Happy like a chimp Paul.

Things to do the next few weeks.

Stop buying books. My to read pile is already a foot high, and I have four books on the go.

Del with my sex drive.

I woke up last night convinced, convinced, that there was a girl, somewhere, in my house. My rapacious instincts flared up like the frill on some sort of toxic desert lizard, and it took me about fifteen confused, deranged by sleep seconds to realise that this was not the case.

I still stalked downstairs, obstensiably for a pint of milk, just to make sure, sniffing the air like a nervous dog.