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The Internet is good, because you can get a glimpse of faulty thinking displayed for all to see.

And to think, I used to like Buffalo 66...

"Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part...
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poptard:
i'd get way more for my love juice
poppystrike:
...and all is told.

Are you coming out on Saturday Mr Enigma?
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Was it obvious I was feeling especially awkward around human beings on Friday?

I do occasionally. I would've prefered to have stayed at home, sulking and being intense, but apparently I was in danger of becoming an urban legend. ("Who? Paul? Yeah, a friend of mine saw him once, but it was dark. They caught a glimpse of him through some trees. it must have...
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kalina:
ARRR!!! skull blackeyed



EL SUICIDO LOCO miao!! robot
rosscoe:
I actually usually vote alcohol and laughing with friends.

But illness wants to steal all my fun.
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MATHS IS FUN!

Honest.
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poppystrike:
No it's not you're a liar.
munch:
your not on my friends list. that is wrong.

good seeing you last night mister! biggrin
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Question: Why are the self apointed Champions of The White Race always the worst examples of it?
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johnnyforeigner:
There's nowhere like that near me as far as I'm aware (bear in mind I live in the rural bit of the arse-end of nowhere). And I'm just trying to steadily lose weight, a target a month (exercise a bit more, eat a bit better, etc etc). Sounds a bit gay compared to your vision blush But are there any good exercises you'd recommend for around the house?
traumatron:
You're a spooky bugger, you.
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Sun Tzu and his Bearing on Relationships.

'Deadlock' means that
Neither side finds it
Advantageous
To make a move.
On deadlock terrain,
Even if our enemy
Offers a bait,
We do not make a move;
We lure him out;
We retreat.
And when half his troops
Are out,
That is our moment
To Strike.

-Sun Tzu's Art Of War, Forms of Terrain.

I thought I...
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johnnyforeigner:
Or near me tongue
johnnyforeigner:
I got a couple of free weights. Can you recommend some good exercises? Main aim is to shed some weight (starting to do some other minor stuff too, gently getting into a healthier routine)
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Oh.
Oh Wow.

No more writing when I'm playing Mr Insomnia.

What's been occuring in the wonderful land of Paul?

Three things mainly.

Spartan Total Warrior. Hack, Slash, Block, Smash, Stab, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill. Greco-Roman myth blended with frenetic fightporn. Romans with dodgy East End accents. Score. Has replaced Halo as my video game violence fix.

Kelly, Gorgeous, Funny, very very sweet -...
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honey:
forget it, pal. You've given her the reins in this relationship and its highly unlikely you'll ever get them back now!
Remember: girls are smarter than boys!
wink
honey:
Hee hee smile
A pony to use the reins on? I am so funny!
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It's funny how things work out.

When this whole thing started, I remember people thought it was some sort of plague.

Some of the papers, you can guess which ones, shrieked in big black headline letters about biological weapons, islamic terrorists.

A couple of mosques got burnt down, A few poor bastards got kicked to death. It's what happens, when people panic. I remember reading...
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tarragon:
I tracked them to their lair and torched the place. biggrin wink
poptard:
hahaha

ahh yer may be a good idea to sussh
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Pretty Kitty.

I have a kitten. It's fucking tiny. it fits neatly on top of my meaty calloused man paw.

I have named it Panzer, after the Tank. As is only proper, I have already used it to lure my woman back to my chamber of horrors.

Currently I am being amused by several things.

Kitttens! Socks are a whole world of discovery to them....
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tsui:
Hows the training going, my kitty CHairman Meiow has just graduated from my Ninja Training Program.
Im saving up for a Bengal kitten at the mo. They're not cheap but they're hardcore attack kitties. skull
johnnyforeigner:
We need pictures of this kitten ARRR!!!
And thanks smile
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Im looking at a map of the Matterhorn. Its serious. The Matterhorn kills people.

My brother brought back the map from his road trip around Europe with his girlfriend. Every al fresco meal, drunken evening, and hotel fuck put good mileage behind him and the desert.

Technically the map is a souvenir, a little piece of memorabilia, neatly folded and printed in german.

The Matterhorn...
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johnnyforeigner:
My suggestion? Celebrate it by wearing a paper crown all day ARRR!!!
poppystrike:
I can't be bothered to teleport myself to Snowdon. Instead, I propose to build a mountain in my garden. And I will let medical dwarves of all nationalities seek refuge inside it.

Rather like the Mines of Moira - only not as death-prone.
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This is how it works.

I'm standing in the cold grey space of a cathedral, long abandoned. The air full of dust and fading light, thick black jacketed cables heavy with electricity and impulses snaking down from the cavernous vaulted ceilings, lazy hanging coils and loops. The fat cables bellies hanging down in slow smooth curves like jungle creepers.

Amongst them roost bad tempered crows,...
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creamygoodness:
Me thinks the lady ought to stop complaining and start living out that 39% gay dream.

Also, that was a rather fabby bit of writing.
djtinbox:
Blimey!
Samourai armour sounds good if i can lay my hands on some!