agentblack

Pretty Kitty.

I have a kitten. It's fucking tiny. it fits neatly on top of my meaty calloused man paw.

I have named it Panzer, after the Tank. As is only proper, I have already used it to lure my woman back to my chamber of horrors.

Currently I am being amused by several things.

Kitttens! Socks are a whole world of discovery to them. Ace!

A great big bubbling sci fi yarn that is itching under my brain meat. It promises to be vast, but could just be badly thought out meandering crap, but I am hopeful, because it features;
God's Succession.
A trio Of Carnivorous animal boys.
A city where it always rains
Giant Catfish.

If I can get that all combined in a pleasing confection, I may well let you all read it. You poor poor people.

My Ex Girlfriend. My smugness is quite horribly appalling.

However, moving on...

Amuse me. I know you lot are all spiffing creative types, because I'm the future Messiah, here to lead us all into a Golden Age, where all is Good and Pure and Right, (because the world will revolve around me.) and I can see into you chimp-like brains.

Write a story, or create a picture.

I Dare You.