Tuesday Dec 16, 2003

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New journal coming up soon...

Lots of fun stuff as usual.

Now I'm on my way to take new doggy to the vet. We need a doggy icon.

xoxo alexis
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chu:
Bravo. I don't know what else to say. You have a great deal of talent and imagination. Looking forward to your next set, definately.
xtx:
wink

Saturday Dec 06, 2003

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I stole this from one of the boards, then copied, and pasted my own answers.

LAST LONG CAR RIDE:
Going from Pittsburgh to Harrisburg in one straight shot
LAST KISS:
At the animal shelter, a pit bull jumped 5 feet into the air to plant one on my smacker
LAST GOOD CRY
When Jamie broke my heart.
LAST MOVIE SEEN:
James Bond 007 in Goldfinger...
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ckylord:
I say something similar about my cat everyday. He weighs about 20lbs. And it's not because he's not trying to lose weight it's just that he's big boned. At Least that's what Bubba says. He's now sitting directly in front of the computer screen so i hope that everyone can read this b/c I sure as Hell can't tell if it's right.
scarlett:
I miss you sexy! I loved your new set *swoon*
I hope someday we will be able to meet again!
And hooray for our HBO kiss, hehehe.
xoxoox

Tuesday Nov 25, 2003

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Ah... Thanksgiving in Ohio with the grandparents. What a wonderful experience.

Highlights included:
Super Walmart, southern accents and pick up trucks
Only 1 stoplight in the entire town of Sardis, Ohio
Main street is a stone road with houses on the right and the Ohio River on the left
My ancient grandparents still insist on driving even though they are going blind
I found a...
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naja_haje:
I have eaten squirrel once. The guy who shot it was really upset because he blew the head clean off, and there weren't any brains left to tan the hide. surreal

since i'm editing for hillbilly grammar let me add miao!! ooo aaa love

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silence_breaks:
is it even legal to be married at 15? that's some intense stuff, dude. glad your thanksgiving was interesting, to say the least. have a great weekend, take care.

Wednesday Nov 12, 2003

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LA was so fuckingcrazyamazing... I had the BEST time.

And I got to squeeze David Grohls nipple...

I just got in from the airport and I'm tired, so instead of telling you all of the crazy shit that happened to me (it would be like a journal trilogy), I'll just tell you a story about how I almost puked on the plane.

hehehe

ALEXIS ALMOST...
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jasonxstar:
oh bye the way do you ever use your AIM cus i have your screen name saved but i never see you log on.Do you have another secret spy name you use but don't tell anyone about?Because i would love to talk to you so if you do or whatever e-mail to me!
hugs and sloppy kisses
GPK tongue
soeffinhappy:
What music video thing? Man, I don't find out about ANYTHING.
Picture a huge pool filled with people. Now picture ONE dude all the way across the street from the pool. The pool is the loop and I am that dude WAY out of the loop.
Anyways, you shouldn't worry about it. You're still completely young and probably have no idea what you want to do with your life. If you DO know what you wanna do with your life, you should probably be kicked cause you're LAME. Being under thirty means being confused and bouncing arond a lot. So keep your chin up, you're doin just fine. biggrin

Wednesday Nov 12, 2003

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Here is part 2 as promised...

Where Alexis left off (for those who missed the prequel)

Summary: Alexis loses job>decides to start stripping>has an audition at Show n' tel in South Philly>it's time:

How to be a stripper for a day 101 - part 2

"You" he says as he points at me. eep. "Are you here to audition?" I nod. "You'll be going on...
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philz:
what happened then?

Wednesday Nov 12, 2003

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Here is part 2 as promised...

Where Alexis left off (for those who missed the prequel)

Summary: Alexis loses job>decides to start stripping>has an audition at Show n' tel in South Philly>it's time:

How to be a stripper for a day 101 - part 2

"You" he says as he points at me. eep. "Are you here to audition?" I nod. "You'll be going on...
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Tuesday Nov 04, 2003

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I want to thank everyone for participating the 'most journal entries ever!' contest. I slaughtered the competition, topping out at a whopping 431 journal entries and about 29 pages. I rule!

So now... I have a lesson. A true story.

How to be a stripper for a day 101 - part 1

When I got laid off a few months ago, I needed a job....
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xtx:

ARRR!!!


oh, also, can't wait for part 2 of your story...


kisses,


x
juanpedro:
so when can you devirginize me??

Tuesday Aug 05, 2003

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I'm going to the SG Pittsburg Halloween Party! Rock!

New question:
Whats your favorite drink?

My answer to last question:
Q: What is your favorite guilty pleasure?? (meaning things I do but really shouldnt)

A: I like eating candy while waiting in line at the grocery store.
I like saying bad things to little kids.
I like masturbating in dressing rooms.
I like it when...
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wraith7000:
Its really just a stunt weiner...goes in and does all the dangerous stuff for me tongue
pip:
432 comments. tongue

Tuesday Aug 05, 2003

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LA!!!! Yay!!!!

Ok I'm about to tell a story about my tramatic experience as a dominatrix... stay tuned.

That means you Queenie wink
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60ftqueenie:
ooh AND you know theres a new tarantino coming out soon! woooooo!!!!

ARRR!!!
timmy:
come listen to a story 'bout a girl doing Dom
poor SG barley kept her family fed
and then one day she was whipping up some fool
when up from the man came splash of maroon

blood that is

ah, come on, let us have it


Monday Jul 21, 2003

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Ok... I have successfully replied to all 11 pages. *little booty shake dance*

Whats new... Oh I have new pictures! Check them out, I've added over a dozen new ones, including a mini set featuring more Alexis boobies! eeek

I was amazed how many of you said it was your birthday when I offered anal sex. I think some of you were lying and wanted to...
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toniccereal:
god, i love your tattoos, they work well on your body, and i love your eyes, i wish i had the oppertunity to photograph you. your amazing.
60ftqueenie:
omfg I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU!!! and how much I miss you!!!!!

hahah what did you do where did you do it? I'm intrigued!!!

kiss kiss

Sunday Jun 15, 2003

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I'm ok everyone. I've been crazy insane busy with irregular internet access (my roommate always steals my phone plug), but he gone so I'm going to attempt to reply to 10 backed up pages of journal entries in one sitting! Muhahahahahaha.... robot

Ok... two sittings (cord was stolen AGAIN)

xoxo Alexis
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tygertyger:
Yeah, the package and the coolness and the gratitude... bah, just check your e-mail. Thanks. smile
60ftqueenie:
oh darlin!!! Ive been missing you so much!!!!!!!!! so many girls have their sets published and we never hear from them again!!!!!

kiss kiss I sent you a few emails did you get them?
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