People always ask what I do, I tell them plumber and they automatically think I want side work. I have a buddy that want a two bath remodel at his house and thinks he's going to get it cheap because its side work. Yes I'm not going to charge him what my company charges, but I'm also not doing it for free. My general rule...
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colchicine:
My partner gets the same problem, when people find out he does I.T support and is good at fixing computers they ask him to fix their personal computer and expect it to be free, then get pissed off when he tells them his hourly rate. I even had people i know asking ME to ask him to fix their computers for free cus "we are friends". One ex friend got pretty mad when they asked me to ask him to fix their computer and i said "He doesn't even know you, why would he want to work free for a stranger?" they said "Well you said he fixed YOUR computer for free" and i trumped them with "Yeah, he fixed mine for free because i fuck him. I can ask him what his hourly blowjob rate is if you want, i'm sure you two can work something out."
1akbrian:
@colchine 😂😂😂😂
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1akbrian:
That's exactly what I said when I saw it @luri
chef:
Yes!!!
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wizard0:
He lived a good life though. He passed fulfilling his life's purpose.
leviathin:
the face makes it!
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1akbrian:
That have money so they feel like they are better than everyone @superbabzy
superbabzy:
Oh I know the type! Can't stand them!
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colchicine:
We need to hire a ninja to switch the doggy out with a plush toy some night ;)
1akbrian:
I like what I'm hearing... Go on @colchicine
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colchicine:
oooooooo, spooky! Could you make out anything it was saying? Ive had experiences pretty much everywhere ive lived, my mom too. We are both lightning rods for activity for some reason. There was a lot going on in this house for a while but it calmed down after i finally got my voodoo shrine/alter back and set it up (that scares just about everyone off, living or dead lol). I smudge and do a blessing through the entire house every few months as well, couldn't hurt.
1akbrian:
Couldn't make out what it was saying but this door was tiny, even a little person couldn't walk through it without ducking. I slept on the dirty couch the rest of the weekend. I kept expecting an evil leprechaun or critter to come running out and try and eat my face! @colchicine
The person that sold me my depth charge sends me an email asking what my plans are for it. He asked are you making a table or a lamp out of it? I'm just curious. I simply responded "sinking U-boats silly." It's been two weeks and still no response back or knock on my door from any federal agents, so I think I'm in the
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colchicine:
The female at the register looked confused like she wasn't sure if i was kidding or not, the male employee looked terrified. I doubt their faces would be that much different if i told them i was going to make them into post apocalyptic weapons for my madmax inspired armor outfit. I quit explaining that to people because they kept asking if i was making them for a convention, then get creeped out when i say no, just getting ready for judgement day. Seriously though, why do they have to be a "costume" for some event. I like to play dress up in my own home, so what!?
1akbrian:
Exactly @colchicine I have a mace made out of the flywheel from a car transmission. I always get a look when I tell someone about it. I'm just like you never know, I'd rather have it and not need it.
Why do you not give me the time of day when you're sober. I used to be an ass and would take you home in a heartbeat. But now sober me feels like a creep when you are drunk and I'm not.
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colchicine:
I know i felt pretty betrayed when i got drunk and had sex and the partner was stone cold sober. I drink now before getting down but it's because it relaxes me and my partner is well aware of that. I'm pretty bitter about people doing that in the past, they should have declined the first time and saw how i felt about doing it later instead of taking advantage at the first chance. If we were both wasted, i get it, no one was thinking clearly, but a sober guy has no excuse.
1akbrian:
Exactly @colchine
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1akbrian:
When the timing is right and someone other than the recipient can hear it, it's priceless @colchicine
ivylina:
hahahahahahaha I love this!
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colchicine:
I like seeing how excited my turties and torts get when i take them outside, like taking a kid to an amusement park haha.
1akbrian:
I wish I could give them that excitement more often but summer in Florida is rain almost constantly @colchicine
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wizard0:
Sgt Rock, from DC was always pretty good too. And G I combat, featuring the Haunted Tank!
1akbrian:
I've read some sgt rock but never any GI combat. I'll have to look into that @wizard0