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well.. its 3pm and i'm drunk. because what goes better with breakfast than a nice tall glass of milk?.. and vodka
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ebbel:
Ah the cute asian......
philconnors:
I guess vodka could be ok with milk (a white Russian comes to mind). It was a little vino for me, and now it is time for me to crash. Take care, Yennabear biggrin
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i like buttholes
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padre:
There are so many appealing qualities to some buttholes. Womens & mens haha
ebbel:
Of course what they don't realize is that you're actually referring to jerks. (i.e. "He's such a butthole"). My advice is if you really like buttholes, go for the biggest, baddest buthole you can find.
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nobody will ever love me because i am way too fucking crazy

i've been looking into state hospitals with inpatient programs that i can check myself into.

because i don't have insurance.

and it sucks.

and ive been crying everyday this week. and last.

tonight i saw my boyfriend make out with his exgirlfriend at my place of employment.

that sucks
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cfq:
what are you doing next weekend? jefer and i will be in phila....so if you arent busy, maybe we can visit and kiss the cheeks and be all couture and slap some skanks with our hip swivels
gadget:
fuck dat.

keep it real.
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girls are whores.

my nose hurts too much to blow it so snot is just dripping onto my upper lip. quite icky.

ps i want to die
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nexttuesday:
dont die, we havent met yet
nousername:
what you don't like whores?? :p
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(third blog of the day)

i'm just happy that i'm back into music. even if it is from 40 years ago.
pawko4b:
Music is good for the soul
grahamfacekillah:
cuz that song is amazing and so is Ottis!!!
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i hate getting dressed. no clothes fit me right and they all make me look fat and ugly. i am just fine with how i look naked. fuck this bullshit. some days i'd rather fucking kill myself than conform to being uncomfortable and looking like a fucking jackass.

someone buy me a membership to a nudist resort before i pull out the rest of my...
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st8:
You can come over to my house. Its a nudist colony. In a non creepy way..... hahaha
nousername:
i have to agree with this. i love being topless 100% of the time, but hate the way i look when i throw fabric over my tatas
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fuck.

breathing is quite difficult.

i may need to go to a doctor.

or i could just put stents in my schnoz by myself.

a procedure i have never performed, but i am confident in my hands.

and i have the internet. do i really need a doctor?
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jossue:
I have been playing this great game called Amateur Surgeon. I am so good at this game that I am basically a doctor!
If you need any assistance please call Dr. Jossue, MD
waterfordman:
go to a dr and yes you are spot on. you know my luck
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jossue:
Holy shit! Must have been a good time! Love the bright red and the smiles!
iluvkoshi:
Oh fuck! This disturbs me to the core. Ew! Ew! Ew! Hope your nose is okay.