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Well, I spent the day attempting to install my shiny new EMG pickups in the Les Paul. For you non-axeslingers, those are the magnetic things that pickup sound in an electric guitar. So anyway, I spent all day taking the damn guitar apart(take into account my day started at about 1pm when I casually rolled out of bed, did some rock squats, and said to...
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Well shite... it's about time for a new journal, but all I can think about is how bad the people on American Idol sucked mega-ubertastic-ultra-assholio last night. It's the kind of stuff that makes you blurt out at random "Jesus TAPDANCING Christ, why ME! WHY ME?!?!?!?"

I am playing with my licensed, pattented, trademarked, official Beatles "The Yellow Submarine" action figures. DAMMIT... I just broke...
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Well I'm recovering from Falling Cycle's last show at the Showcase on Friday in Corona. Never in my life have I seen that place so packed. Fans were being turned away in droves. It was, to use the parlance of our times, "off the fucking hook." Great show, everyone played well, it was just dandy... swell even.

I got some pictures of the madness, which...
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Something very important has come to my attention. Robots have been sighted more frequently as of late. As your local Department of Robot Security representative it is my duty to alert you of the new system we will be using to alert the public about the robot danger level. The following system will help you assess the danger as you go outside into a harsh...
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I spent many hours in Hollywood today at various music and guitar stores. There's nothing better than to cruise around Amoeba Records for hours on end touching stuff. You can also never go wrong with an hour or two of jamming at guitar center, also touching stuff.

Also, I ate a big ass salad and it was good. I am drinking water. Once I got...
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Well, things have been busy as of late. I'm spending more and more time at the gym and less time at the computer in order to prepare myself to ROCK HARD (pasty abs, washerboard style, glistening in the sun).

Today I watched a shitload of Star Trek: The Next Generation, jammed for a long time, went to the LAN place and "got my pwn on"...
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Listened to Muddy Waters. Saw the movie Paycheck. Found out my grandfather has lung cancer. Played Counter-Strike. Pondered the meaning of stuff. Stuff is a difficult concept..

Also, I like cheesy potatoes.

p.s. I am eating a rootbeer candy.

p.p.s My hands are cold and it is hard to type and play guitar. Masturbating is also out of the question.