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oldmanwithers:
They're coming.....

lucille:
Hey! How do you do pic inserts in journal entries? Also, do you know how to change your profile pic?I am technically retarded, challenged, individual.
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Something very important has come to my attention. Robots have been sighted more frequently as of late. As your local Department of Robot Security representative it is my duty to alert you of the new system we will be using to alert the public about the robot danger level. The following system will help you assess the danger as you go outside into a harsh...
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0theamazingrando:
NooOOOOoOOoo!
evanx:
Whoa! Where'd you come from?

Thanks for the testimonial! wink

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(remember a SNL skit where the guy from Law & Order was a spokesman for a company selling Robot Insurance to old people. It was too funny!)

"They want to steal our medicine!"

[Edited on Jan 15, 2004 11:48AM]
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I spent many hours in Hollywood today at various music and guitar stores. There's nothing better than to cruise around Amoeba Records for hours on end touching stuff. You can also never go wrong with an hour or two of jamming at guitar center, also touching stuff.

Also, I ate a big ass salad and it was good. I am drinking water. Once I got...
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dumpling:
Is Huang available for free sex?
al:
I have come out of the east to do battle with THE AMAZING RANDO!!!!
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Well, things have been busy as of late. I'm spending more and more time at the gym and less time at the computer in order to prepare myself to ROCK HARD (pasty abs, washerboard style, glistening in the sun).

Today I watched a shitload of Star Trek: The Next Generation, jammed for a long time, went to the LAN place and "got my pwn on"...
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mamabunny:
hey, i dont think i ever got around to thanking you for the awesome drawing you left me in my journal when i was down on myself.

THANKS & TAKE CARE

MAMA

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evildoc:
That pic of George was awesome ... I didn't know you and he were so tight! Does he let you do pics of him often, or was that something special?
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Listened to Muddy Waters. Saw the movie Paycheck. Found out my grandfather has lung cancer. Played Counter-Strike. Pondered the meaning of stuff. Stuff is a difficult concept..

Also, I like cheesy potatoes.

p.s. I am eating a rootbeer candy.

p.p.s My hands are cold and it is hard to type and play guitar. Masturbating is also out of the question.
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oldmanwithers:
i only have one thing to say to you....

BEEF and BEAN BURRITO!!!
BEEF and BEAN BURRITO!!!
BEEF and BEAN BURRITO!!!
BEEF and BEAN BURRITO!!!
BEEF and BEAN BURRITO!!!
BEEF and BEAN BURRITO!!!
BEEF and BEAN BURRITO!!!
isetfires:
what's up fukass? i saw paycheck a couple nights ago. it sucked rhino dick. what a piece of shit.

sorry about your gramps. my uncle just had a heart attack. fuckin' sucks.
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oldmanwithers:
is juggernaut your gay love toy!? you're flaming!!!
isetfires:
wait..i'm having a vision....it's juggernaut raping you with his giant juggercock tearing your asshole half way up your spine. and you dont seem to mind much. let the games begin fuktooth. biggrin
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joshof13thfloor:
Man, you're like pure undeniable sexual energy in human form. eeek

Thanks for the complimentary net speak concerning my artwork, i appreciate it a lot.

-Josh EL SUICIDO LOCO
evildoc:
That picture is such a turn on I'm thinking about becoming bi. Are you gonna do a Suicide Boy set big fella?
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0theamazingrando:
I like beans.

[Edited on Dec 31, 2003 11:18PM]
0theamazingrando:
I like cheese.
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So I just got back from Bob's Classy Ladies... or OZ or whatever it's called now. A friend of mine works there and I figured I'd drop in and say hi. I figured it'd be more crowded on a Friday night, but I guess people blew all their cash on gifts.

I ended up spending more than I planned on... I guess those new pickups...
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evildoc:
Who is number 1?
You are number 6!

Yeah ... there's nothing like walking out of a strip club a couple hundred bucks lighter and not being able to remember the name of the naked woman you were talking to all night. If only all of life was that wonderful.
joshof13thfloor:
I can totally relate on the strip club thing, man. My best friend and i are guilty of on more than one occasion dropping upwards of a grand in one night at our favorite nudie bar. Then again, the place i'm talking about is worth every penny as the women are fast and easy. They give "special" *wink,wink* lap dances.

-Josh EL SUICIDO LOCO
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I have returned from Aruba, you are now safe from robots again. Mya(the singer) sat three seats in front of me on the plane. It's always interesting meeting "celebrities" in person, because sometimes they look completely different than on the box; she is just as gorgeous in person, let me tell ya... uggh.

The fun didn't stop there. The weather is always about 80 degrees,...
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oldmanwithers:
man...you've returned....GAY! Go away! i don't like you! and the robots are my friends now...and they really really don't like you
evildoc:
welcome back and happy holidays!

I usually contemplate the meaning of life when I'm the grocery store determining wants versus needs.
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I am leaving for Aruba tonight and will be gone for a week or two. So if you're wondering why things got quiet and why you have no one to protect you from ROBOTS... thats why.

robot robot robot robot robot robot robot robot robot robot

Maybe I will fight pirates! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!!
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_roy:
merry christmas dude, show them pirates who's boss
joshof13thfloor:
Merry Christmas and happy holidays.

-Josh EL SUICIDO LOCO
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I'm listening to DIO! Killing the Dragon is a great album. When I saw him in concert a few months ago I was really impressed how such a small, aging man could still rock; and when I say rock, I mean rock like a WRECKING BALL!!! BOOSH! eeek eeek eeek

Furthermore I simply find it amazing how pathetic the comments on most Suicide Girls' journals are. Lets take...
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oldmanwithers:
HOLY GEEZ! I just saw a naked girl run by.... My day just improved 10 fold! biggrin biggrin
ghoulish:
A BREADSTICK? It's called a tampon. I don't know if you've ever heard of one but yeah. (Referring to Olivias journal)