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Something very important has come to my attention. Robots have been sighted more frequently as of late. As your local Department of Robot Security representative it is my duty to alert you of the new system we will be using to alert the public about the robot danger level. The following system will help you assess the danger as you go outside into a harsh...
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I spent many hours in Hollywood today at various music and guitar stores. There's nothing better than to cruise around Amoeba Records for hours on end touching stuff. You can also never go wrong with an hour or two of jamming at guitar center, also touching stuff.

Also, I ate a big ass salad and it was good. I am drinking water. Once I got...
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Well, things have been busy as of late. I'm spending more and more time at the gym and less time at the computer in order to prepare myself to ROCK HARD (pasty abs, washerboard style, glistening in the sun).

Today I watched a shitload of Star Trek: The Next Generation, jammed for a long time, went to the LAN place and "got my pwn on"...
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Listened to Muddy Waters. Saw the movie Paycheck. Found out my grandfather has lung cancer. Played Counter-Strike. Pondered the meaning of stuff. Stuff is a difficult concept..

Also, I like cheesy potatoes.

p.s. I am eating a rootbeer candy.

p.p.s My hands are cold and it is hard to type and play guitar. Masturbating is also out of the question.

So I just got back from Bob's Classy Ladies... or OZ or whatever it's called now. A friend of mine works there and I figured I'd drop in and say hi. I figured it'd be more crowded on a Friday night, but I guess people blew all their cash on gifts.

I ended up spending more than I planned on... I guess those new pickups...
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I have returned from Aruba, you are now safe from robots again. Mya(the singer) sat three seats in front of me on the plane. It's always interesting meeting "celebrities" in person, because sometimes they look completely different than on the box; she is just as gorgeous in person, let me tell ya... uggh.

The fun didn't stop there. The weather is always about 80 degrees,...
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I am leaving for Aruba tonight and will be gone for a week or two. So if you're wondering why things got quiet and why you have no one to protect you from ROBOTS... thats why.



Maybe I will fight pirates!

I'm listening to DIO! Killing the Dragon is a great album. When I saw him in concert a few months ago I was really impressed how such a small, aging man could still rock; and when I say rock, I mean rock like a WRECKING BALL!!! BOOSH!

Furthermore I simply find it amazing how pathetic the comments on most Suicide Girls' journals are. Lets take...
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