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I am beginning to plot my hair's demise.

It is getting pretty long now, hopefully almost long enough to donate.

I want to cut it short, but because my jaw is sort of square, I need some hair framing my face.

Any suggestions?

Planned Parenthood wanted $150 to dig around in my vagina.

The Women's Clinic only wants $19. Do you know why? Because they have a grant to treat people my age, with no children, in my income bracket, for cheap. Because of this, my birth control will only cost $2 a pack, rather than $20.

I love you, Minnesota.

Taxes + drinking = FUN!

I wish I'd known that doing math while you're drunk is more entertaining. Would've made school a whole lot easier.

I must return to boozing it up. Have a nice night.

There comes a point when you have to realize that the reason you don't make lasting, meaningful connections with most people is not because most people suck but because maybe - just maybe - YOU suck. I wish I could give people the benefit of the doubt and give everyone a chance, but I have such a temper that it's impossible. Maybe I need some...
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I'm watching a Lifetime movie about high school kids sleeping around and getting syphilis. It's hilarious.

There's a scene where the female protagonist is talking to her nerdy friend in a chatroom about the situation at school and asks "Did u hear about the Big S?"

HA! I love Lifetime. It's so deliciously terrible. There is pounding rock-and-roll music and lots of teenage drinking. And...
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Choose your method of execution:

Hanging

Firing squad

Electrocution

Lethal Injection

At work the other day, and I was walking up to the courtesy desk to pick up our returns. On the way up, a customer stopped me.

"Where do you have bras?"

She paused.

"....for women."