Wren Suicide | Alternative Model for SuicideGirls

If I had a nickel for every time I'd whacked my head on my monitor while masturbating in front of my computer, I would have a lot of nickels.

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jayenh:

That makes me want to go whack my head.

Dec 15, 2005

lylonijade:

Dec 15, 2005

The Maytag guy is in my building servicing the washers and dryers and he gave me a free cycle in the washer. Hooray! That means I can wash pants AND socks today!

GO MAYTAG GUY!

I know I don't really update much lately, but I'm so stressed out because of work that I don't really have anything to say. Every day that I go into...
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crispy:

Dec 14, 2005

pyrate:

I thought the maytag guy was always bored because he had nothing to do?

Dec 14, 2005

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ubhal:

I like it kinda sexy.Show us some more pics when you get them

Dec 11, 2005

giablo69:

love the hair cut it looks great on you

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Dec 11, 2005

Thanks for all of the birthday wishes, guys.

I usually get a little depressed about my birthday, thinking about the stuff I used to think I would have done by now. But yesterday was good. I bailed early at work, came home and did some laundry, cleaned a little bit. Then devilducky came home and gave me this (which I have been wanting for AAAAGES)...
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thefreak:

Aww, I missed it!

I'm sorry.

-TM

Dec 4, 2005

monet:

Happy Late Birthday darling!

Dec 5, 2005

I just got back from seeing Goblet of Fire and it was the first movie I have ever seen alone. Best. Idea. Ever. I went to the very first showing of the day and there were only five people (including me) in the theatre. There were two older ladies who came in during the commercials, then a middle aged guy and his mom who showed...
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syne:

happy birf-day my flaming beauty....

Dec 1, 2005

baletempest:

Lucky sod, I took my GF to see it (Goblet of Fire) on the release day and spent the entire film being kicked in the back by a small kid who wouldn't shut up. I agree it was rushed tho' but hopefully the DVD version will fill in the gaps a bit.

A belated happy birthday to you as well

Dec 2, 2005

You know, after all of these years working in retail, I didn't think I could hate X-Mas any more than I did working in Electronics. Constant bitching about things being too expensive and why isn't the PS3 out yet and where is the new Garth Brooks cee dee and so on. But damn if Bakery isn't worse. I hardly have to deal with customers over...
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devilducky:

HAHAHA!!!

Wakaloons.... That's funny!!

Nov 27, 2005

korben:

this is so exciting.
and i still remember when you were only a member.

Nov 28, 2005

I had the most hilarious dream.

devilducky and I were at a crowded bar. We were standing facing each other and I was giving him a hug. There was a guy standing next to us who looked like a grizzled old biker with a gut and a huge gray beard. I turned to us and said to me "Wow, you're really short compared to him."...
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lylonijade:

I accidently forgot to mark the married and divorced one. oops...

Threesom, workparty. many many many much alot of alcohol. It was really pointless barly remeber a damn thing.

Nov 22, 2005

digitusboy:

hahahaa...

run!

Nov 24, 2005

No one can complain to me about anything for the next month, because I was in Wal-Mart for fifteen and a half hours yesterday.

On the plus side: Hooray for overtime!

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evanx:

Ouch!

Nov 16, 2005

crispy:

Overtime rocks.

Nov 16, 2005

I had a new journal entry all written and finished, but it was boring so I erased it. So instead you get the following:

Preparing a Wal-Mart Bakery for Grand Opening is a lot harder than it sounds. I keep hurting myself in the freezer.

El Gigante is hard to kill when all you have left is grenades and rifle ammo.

I have been listening...
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synnove:

i'm working on my huge sg scrapbook right now (finally after 3 years of collecting shit) and i just made a little collage of pictures from when you and i went to HOOTAHS! and then pantsonfires spring party.

oh, and from the madison radio station thingy. YOU'RE ALL OVAR MY SCRAPBOOK.

Nov 14, 2005

beckyuill:

Hell YEAH i'll come back!

yeah its just been getting all crazy with my job and other stuff so i figure its good timing my account will be expiring soon. i've really enjoyed reading your journal though and commenting back & forth when we did. since i dont know when ill be grey-- i just wanna say you are beautiful and you stand for a lot. you have an awesome dry sense of humor and i know if i lived anywhere near you id be like on my knees BEGGING you to hang out with me.

take care Wren

Nov 14, 2005

1. I used to play the saxaphone, drums and violin, all in that order. I started saxaphone lessons in fourth grade but didn't know how to read music, so I quit. I played the drums in fifth grade. I never played an actual drum until the night of our band recital, when I played a snare drum. Up until then I played a practice pad....
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t0iletooth:

i like you.

Nov 7, 2005

cece:

thank you!

i was so worried about the hip tattoos. i had heard they were going to hurt a great deal, but they were so easy. i could have napped if the chair wasn't so uncomfortable.

i can't wait to have both sides completed.

Nov 9, 2005

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