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i love you, Mle! Thanks so much for having me up in yo' heez. I had the best night's sleep ever last night, and i didn't even need any of your Xanax. I still do that thing where i wake up and my socks are almost entirely off, though. Awesome. I'm going to try to make it up there much more often so i...
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today i'm going to go take pictures of people puking green beverages while listening to mediocre local bands in Arlington.

cell will be on.

check in to hear mediocre local bands over a fuzzy cellular filter.

pictures later.

dp

Let's write some stream of consciousness something, just because my job requires absolutely no soul at all, so i can afford to sprinkle a little blackened soul-dust across these holographic internet pages.

First things first. Chris Rock needs to come host my life. I'll stand for the fat jokes and the trope of repetition which marks some of his joke-telling. I just want to be...
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What do you guys know about starting a business?

I finally realized what my dream is.

All my life i've been obsessed by fashion, by finding it in the nooks and crannies of cities, collecting it. I'm good at it, if i do say so myself. I love doing it.

I'm going to open up my own vintage store.

Obviously not right now, i assume...
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update: i don't have the flu, nor strep, nor anything else.

What i do have? A nice case of medical malpractice. Anyone care to advise me?

The past three years of recurrent throat infections and swellings that have left me emotionally fragile to the point that a single twinge in my neck will make me crazy with panic and fear can all be traced back...
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I had kind of hoped my new set would be up for Valentine's Day; i'm now pretty sure it won't be.

I would, however, not be surprised if i get cut into by a scalpel-wielding maniac today. I'll keep you all posted.

Update: Looks like, due to the efficacy of the American medical system, i have to endure another sleepless feverish night. Tomorrow at 3...
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god damn it.

it's great to wake up to the Metro headline being "FLU SEASON STRIKES LATE -- BUT STRIKES HARD!!!!!!"

While having the beginnings of a painful sore throat and ear.


Why do germs have to exist. Seriously. What the fuck?

going through my papers from college as i save them from my spinter-screened Ibook.

I had a real knack for titles. "Work in progress" titles, you see, were very different from the "polished" titles, which, as a general rule eschewed using the word "balls." Perhaps we could call this "a genital rule."

Samples:

"FUCKING OATMEAL" (subtitle: "for BRAIIINS"): women's role as microcosm in specific Shakesperian...
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