don't bother commenting on this. i almost typed vomiting on this. which would have been funny. it's still funny the way i explain how it could have happened, nej?
everyone on my friends' list is updating with pictures and i don't have any. i can't find my camera battery charger.
akro taught me how to play poker at the Heritage Inn. Then we watched Cathouse...
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everyone on my friends' list is updating with pictures and i don't have any. i can't find my camera battery charger.
akro taught me how to play poker at the Heritage Inn. Then we watched Cathouse...
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scopitone:
"The magic bird atop tree in second panel shits hearts "
kira:
you are to funny...
HI i found the update button.
I got in a car accident.
I had a sweetie talk me through it.
I drove 10 hours straight.
I spilled a bottle of water on my crotch.
I listened to a lot of Dandy Warhols. I know.
I asked for directions in a Tim Horton's.
I slept in my car until gallantly rescued.
I bought elbow length black...
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I got in a car accident.
I had a sweetie talk me through it.
I drove 10 hours straight.
I spilled a bottle of water on my crotch.
I listened to a lot of Dandy Warhols. I know.
I asked for directions in a Tim Horton's.
I slept in my car until gallantly rescued.
I bought elbow length black...
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deanna:
your beautiful 
mrdaft:
they have timmy's in the USA now?
hmm...hostile canadian coffee takeover?
hmm...hostile canadian coffee takeover?
uhhhhHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm....
christ.
PLAN PLAN PLAN why is it so hard for me to get a fucking plan together.
whatever.
christ.
PLAN PLAN PLAN why is it so hard for me to get a fucking plan together.
whatever.
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dogslife:
You're going to leave me a testimonial that's going to have people mailing me cheques to let them sniff my armpits.
siv:
uh for some reason i can't use the update button. BEETHARE.
I sure love that new JT video, y'all.
I think it has a car alarm sound effect in it. It was only a matter of time.
i did a lot of on phone interviewing today. Might be working in a city near you in a few months. Of course, there are about 8 major cities, so i don't know exactly who "you" are.
More painting...
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I think it has a car alarm sound effect in it. It was only a matter of time.
i did a lot of on phone interviewing today. Might be working in a city near you in a few months. Of course, there are about 8 major cities, so i don't know exactly who "you" are.
More painting...
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pav:
True Fact of the Day:
Since I joined SG a year ago, you have gotten progressively cooler and more sexay every month that goes by.
I have no ulterior motives and no one paid me to tell you this. Have a great weekend.
Since I joined SG a year ago, you have gotten progressively cooler and more sexay every month that goes by.
I have no ulterior motives and no one paid me to tell you this. Have a great weekend.
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poison:
wow, beautiful! of course, you had a beautiful subject so I'm sure that helped!
our east coast set has a tab up now! congrats!
our east coast set has a tab up now! congrats!
gadget:
Yeah, that's some serious crack.
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vim:
YOU SO FOYNE!!!!
YOU SO FOYNE!!!!
sublive:
I smoke on the mic like smokin Joe Frazier
The hell raiser, raisin hell with the flavor
Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan
Swingin through your town like your neighborhood Spiderman
beautiful
The hell raiser, raisin hell with the flavor
Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan
Swingin through your town like your neighborhood Spiderman
beautiful
siv:
blah
i love you, Mle! Thanks so much for having me up in yo' heez. I had the best night's sleep ever last night, and i didn't even need any of your Xanax. I still do that thing where i wake up and my socks are almost entirely off, though. Awesome. I'm going to try to make it up there much more often so i...
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siv:
POONTOON LIPS
gadget:
hoorah! I love it when i'm in the tiny face row!
today i'm going to go take pictures of people puking green beverages while listening to mediocre local bands in Arlington.
cell will be on.
check in to hear mediocre local bands over a fuzzy cellular filter.
pictures later.
cell will be on.
check in to hear mediocre local bands over a fuzzy cellular filter.
pictures later.
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commonman:
Will they be puking because of the bands or the beverages?
nomemolesta:
yeah, but if it gets accepted then there will be MULTIPLE sets. me plus isadora! me plus fenchurch! me plus isadora plus fenchurch plus siv!
you know you wanna.
you know you wanna.
dp
undershaker:
Double penetration? You are a wild, festive, restive woman, on top of being tri/quadrilingual, a first-class art and lit critic, and ace grant-writer.
Rock over London... aj
Rock over London... aj
Let's write some stream of consciousness something, just because my job requires absolutely no soul at all, so i can afford to sprinkle a little blackened soul-dust across these holographic internet pages.
First things first. Chris Rock needs to come host my life. I'll stand for the fat jokes and the trope of repetition which marks some of his joke-telling. I just want to be...
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First things first. Chris Rock needs to come host my life. I'll stand for the fat jokes and the trope of repetition which marks some of his joke-telling. I just want to be...
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mk700c:
Yeah, apparently you can either run a company or have boobs to be worth something.
... so I guess you and I are cool, but that silly Nelson Mandela .. he's fucked.
... so I guess you and I are cool, but that silly Nelson Mandela .. he's fucked.
toaster42:
if u are so unhappy why noy just get up and leave go some where new like pennsylvania(philadelphia) its great .......welll its alot better then maryland..or deleware.................................................Im just glad that u and gadget didnt fall off of mle roof
What do you guys know about starting a business?
I finally realized what my dream is.
All my life i've been obsessed by fashion, by finding it in the nooks and crannies of cities, collecting it. I'm good at it, if i do say so myself. I love doing it.
I'm going to open up my own vintage store.
Obviously not right now, i assume...
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I finally realized what my dream is.
All my life i've been obsessed by fashion, by finding it in the nooks and crannies of cities, collecting it. I'm good at it, if i do say so myself. I love doing it.
I'm going to open up my own vintage store.
Obviously not right now, i assume...
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fatality:
Why thank you. This is truly a sin of the father. Or sins of the fathers. Or...
Well, good luck starting the business or keeping the dream inspiring.
Well, good luck starting the business or keeping the dream inspiring.
rendo:
the only thing i can offer is a big fat "Good Luck!!!"