linz

it's crazy i tell you. crazy. so i just avoid it all and sit around watching Office Space all day

edited to say: my journal entry was about my mom's husband, that guy's a dick.

[Edited on Mar 09, 2004 4:12PM]

Jude? Oh you think I zapped myself? Oh no... maybe I should explain.
See, when you weren't around when I finished it, and I started thinking that I didn't wanna turn into someone else and lose all my tattoos n'stuff, so I figured I'd go and have some fun instead. So I took the Jude Law-ray by a convent and started zapping nuns.
Well, I hadn't expected the results would be so tragic, but let me tell you... when you introduce Jude Law into a convent where he's surrounded by women who haven't had sex in upwards of 20-30 years, not to mention the fact that a nun suddenly had a penis... well, it was insane to put it mildly. Nuns were tearing their clothes off and attacking the Jude-nun, baggy panties and bras filled the air... it was awful. I was in such shock that I dropped the Jude Law-ray and ran. Last I heard, there was a convent on the outskirts of Pittsburgh that was being overrun by Jude Law lookalikes. Sooo, if you wanna go have a mass orgy with like 12-15 Judes... I'll give you the address.
Sooooo, sorry about that.

Well then congrats ya sober quitter! I was drinking every day so I needed a break. I'm getting to the age where beer doesn't melt off as easily. So seriously, muchos conrgrats.

Yeah. Beer bellies too. I meant that my balls swell like 11 inches and gain about 8 lbs after knocking back a few. But ya know...whatever. You don't have balls. At least not physically from what I can see.

Good luck!

Me? Have you seen you lately? *hugs* thanks tho! I think I'm really blushing.

You should read Save Me the Waltz, I think that's the only novel she ever published. She also wrote a lot of short stories, some published under Scott's name (what a dick!). You'll like her....she kind of flits all over the place but she's cool. I have a book with everything together-that's probably the best way to go.

exactly

Hehe, isn't that the beauty of cryptic comments!

Aaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh...

Ahhhh! your crane technique is very impressive!
Mater chin lu has taught you well!

BUT SEE IF YOU CAN WITHSTAND MY FLYING DRAGON KICK!!!



(performing flying dragon kick, which- as everybody knows- has no known defense)

celebtrity poker rocks. move to buffalo and model for me. please please please.

i am i am really nice. i'm the nicest.

HIIIIIIII LINZ!

when are you coming to NYC, yo?
xo

I love colour too, but I think for a day I would like to switch the world to Black and White two dimentional and see if I like it..(at least untill I ran into the door a dozen times because of a lack of depth perception)

HAHAHAHAHA holy shit! I'm laughing sooo hard ... that's too good .. priceless. Keep the dreams coming. I had a dream about Nic one time. And I don't know why.

- Ghoulish

and once i do, im sure i will figure some sure way to F it all up..... one day...