linz

it's crazy i tell you. crazy. so i just avoid it all and sit around watching Office Space all day

edited to say: my journal entry was about my mom's husband, that guy's a dick.

[Edited on Mar 09, 2004 4:12PM]

Jude? Oh you think I zapped myself? Oh no... maybe I should explain.
See, when you weren't around when I finished it, and I started thinking that I didn't wanna turn into someone else and lose all my tattoos n'stuff, so I figured I'd go and have some fun instead. So I took the Jude Law-ray by a convent and started zapping nuns.
Well, I hadn't expected the results would be so tragic, but let me tell you... when you introduce Jude Law into a convent where he's surrounded by women who haven't had sex in upwards of 20-30 years, not to mention the fact that a nun suddenly had a penis... well, it was insane to put it mildly. Nuns were tearing their clothes off and attacking the Jude-nun, baggy panties and bras filled the air... it was awful. I was in such shock that I dropped the Jude Law-ray and ran. Last I heard, there was a convent on the outskirts of Pittsburgh that was being overrun by Jude Law lookalikes. Sooo, if you wanna go have a mass orgy with like 12-15 Judes... I'll give you the address.
Sooooo, sorry about that.