I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy...
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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
Lenore
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suburbanslave:
I can not imagine u as a blonde!!!
frank_castle:
oh young grasshopper you have greaat potential to become a great teacher of the chinese folklore, i will teach you to become better cause i know some
good moral or sayings here is a moral story i hope you like, A guy was driving down the highway and he saw a injured bird in the street so he stopped and picked up the bird but he didn't have a medkit to help the bird soo he look around and found a some cow shit and put the bird into the shit, and the bird was sooo happy he started to sing. As he singed a fox walked by and was confused, he so the shit singing and he says 'hey shit doesn't sing'. So you walked over to it and saw the bird and he was so happy cause he hadn't eaten all day so he scooped up the bird and ate him and walked away.
the moral of the story is that the person who puts you in the shit isn't necessary your enemy and the person who pulls you out isn't necessary your friend and for god sakes don't sing when your in the shit
maybe you already saw this but oh well i have already prssed submit it's too late now, you take luck nice lady
good moral or sayings here is a moral story i hope you like, A guy was driving down the highway and he saw a injured bird in the street so he stopped and picked up the bird but he didn't have a medkit to help the bird soo he look around and found a some cow shit and put the bird into the shit, and the bird was sooo happy he started to sing. As he singed a fox walked by and was confused, he so the shit singing and he says 'hey shit doesn't sing'. So you walked over to it and saw the bird and he was so happy cause he hadn't eaten all day so he scooped up the bird and ate him and walked away.
the moral of the story is that the person who puts you in the shit isn't necessary your enemy and the person who pulls you out isn't necessary your friend and for god sakes don't sing when your in the shit
maybe you already saw this but oh well i have already prssed submit it's too late now, you take luck nice lady
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.
Gandalf
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frank_castle:
ooohh the fuckin hoooooot girl sitting next to me on the couch who borrowed my pen, ye si remember damn that picture on your profile doesn't do you justice yes the comic and the crossword ,yes now i remember yes what a treat to be soo close to a goddess, yes i had a great time sooo pretty, yes lenore is great but did you have a tag on i didn't know you were lenore, when is the next party i will just talk to you more so i won't forget cause you fuckin rock bye pretty lady
i needed to edit cause i want to chat with you when are you on aim or msn or yahoo and i have made my fave picture wahoo
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i needed to edit cause i want to chat with you when are you on aim or msn or yahoo and i have made my fave picture wahoo
[Edited on Mar 24, 2003]
cherry:
Yuck 
I'd worry more about the little kiddies though - god, what a nightmare - bouncy kiddies all over the place
Cherry xx
I'd worry more about the little kiddies though - god, what a nightmare - bouncy kiddies all over the place
Cherry xx
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.
Gandalf
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gil:
yeah
gil:
what the?!? What?
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
Lenore
p.s. Sometimes don't you ever just wish that you could just be Morgan Freeman for a day?
Lenore
p.s. Sometimes don't you ever just wish that you could just be Morgan Freeman for a day?
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nex_flamma:
Hey! It was great seeing you at the party last nite.
But, kinda random at the same time.
And sorry that I didnt get to talk much, I was there with my girlfriend and she felt out of place at first, so I had to kind of dote around her.
But, if you wanna talk sometime, I'd love to. Let me know.
But, kinda random at the same time.
And sorry that I didnt get to talk much, I was there with my girlfriend and she felt out of place at first, so I had to kind of dote around her.
But, if you wanna talk sometime, I'd love to. Let me know.
davidgr:
sometimes I wanna be Richard Simmons ....err I mean........ what was the question?
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but...
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elisabeth:
Thanks for the chuckle 
lackadaisiac:
I remember that episode. Wow am I that old? 
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"
Lenore
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roamingaround:
If you publish a book of these, can I be your agent?
royaljack:
As a survivor of a plane crash who did not know what happened and who had stars and tweeting birds twirling around my head as I sat in the wreckage, I take offense at your joke.
What was that again?
What was that again?
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray,...
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mahdi:
Bismillah, you must post on my page. muahahahaa
I'm kind of not sober right now, forgive my lackadaisical display of marginal intelligence and just look at my damn profile!!!!!!
And really, did you fall off the face of the planet, because I'm beginning to wonder if you only exist on this site....it's my only empirical evidence of you at the moment.....
I'm kind of not sober right now, forgive my lackadaisical display of marginal intelligence and just look at my damn profile!!!!!!
And really, did you fall off the face of the planet, because I'm beginning to wonder if you only exist on this site....it's my only empirical evidence of you at the moment.....
frank_castle:
i have thrre jobs superman can have, one would be diamond store owner , he would have like fifty bags of cole in the back, and when he ran out of Diamonds he just go back and crush some, but the store would have to be on the way from lois lanes house and the daily planet caus ehe loves her so would try to spend lunch with her, and she would be a co-owner when the get hitched she wuit her job at the planet and they would be in good, plus if someone was about to robbed them he could just slowly walk into the back change into supes and take him or her to jail, and his other job would be a bar owner and bartender cause i think he would be awesome at making drinks and he could console people's feelings and help them out with there problems bartender/therapist and he could save people on the job and on the hero biz too that would rock, and finally the third one is hmmmmmmm let me think......(he thinks) (three days go by) ok i got it he could be a dealer at a casino , he could know if people are cheating, scatch that, this would be more fun, he could be a superman at a convetion but he would have to part his hair a diffrent way cause the glasses and diffrent hair is pretty much the same thing or he could just wear his glasses while wearing the superman costume and then people would walk by hima dn say 'he doesn't look anything like superman' yeah that would rock, yes i have said my piece, hope you like it lenore you have a good day or night, catch you on the flipside
Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, "Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know." He started telling his story, about the treasure and his life and...
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trilobyte:
i need to get me to hawaii... but i'd stay clear of kauai, since that guy's probably dead by now, and I don't want to chance having to be the one to clean that up...
kengineer:
Who needs Kauai? I have a great old bum/broken heart/buried treasure story from the PSU library. One of the most surreal experiences of my life, really.
I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
Lenore
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estrada:
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer will be contacting you about slandering his simple people.
mrzablowdowski:
seriously funny
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