At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
Lenore
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I'm kind of not sober right now, forgive my lackadaisical display of marginal intelligence and just look at my damn profile!!!!!!
And really, did you fall off the face of the planet, because I'm beginning to wonder if you only exist on this site....it's my only empirical evidence of you at the moment.....