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dear thief,
please bring back

a) my last three bikes (especially the one I had just finished hand painting with green flames and a self portrait on the headtube.. seriously, stealing that was just mean, and I know I got you on the head with my skateboard, but seriously I got locked out after I chased you, and stepped all over my pyrex dishes where...
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Well. that went swimmingly.. since you looked, that means i'm sorta kinda obligated to posting stuff I guess. well. I have a small gallery show in berkeley going on in a few weeks. there'll be much smalltalking. you're all invited. really. oh, and beer will be there, making a casual appearance.

the is a less than zero percent chance anyone will read this.. so i'm going to go ahead and offer $1 to the first person to prove me wrong. go ahead. make a buck.

i'm a fucking pirate emoticon, i am i pillage ye booty in my biodiesel van before we dumpsterdive the emeryville trader joe's