...Porn,cigarettes,and pepsi......
Yes....Me,and one of my friends called a cab to go down to the store...To get some cigarettes,and pepsi...So the cab driver asked us what we did last night.....so I tell him been up all night...looking at porn,and just being lame all night.....And now we are in need of cigarettes,and pepsi.....SO me,and the cab driver sart talking about porn.....yes it was kinda funny really.....and...
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Yes....Me,and one of my friends called a cab to go down to the store...To get some cigarettes,and pepsi...So the cab driver asked us what we did last night.....so I tell him been up all night...looking at porn,and just being lame all night.....And now we are in need of cigarettes,and pepsi.....SO me,and the cab driver sart talking about porn.....yes it was kinda funny really.....and...
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morte_il_amore:
mmmm...pepsi...mmmm...cigarettes
evilrabbit:
taxicab confessions...
Ahahahahha........HA!!! Lazy mexican..haha Dirty Mexican...hahah....ha...
Hey!!I have a joke for you,the only joke I'll ever tell....
What's red,and yellow that looks good on a hippie????
FIRE!!! hahhahahaha!! HA! Laugh or I'll kick(not lick)you in the junk!!!
Hey!!I have a joke for you,the only joke I'll ever tell....
What's red,and yellow that looks good on a hippie????
FIRE!!! hahhahahaha!! HA! Laugh or I'll kick(not lick)you in the junk!!!
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montagro:
I object; hippies are cool. I think I can kind of relate to them because I've been playing alot of hacky sack lately. But I'll laugh so you can lick me in the junk 
haha
haha
emily:
umm...playing hack does not mean that you're a hippie....I play hack,I'm not a hippie...
fuck this shit...and fuck that lame ass poem...My journal sux,and it always will....My real journals suck even more....all of me is in them,the REAL me....I think I will burn them......
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elise:
*sends love to emily*
thank you for the comment on my costume, doll! i was really excited about it
thank you for the comment on my costume, doll! i was really excited about it
emily:
lots of E's in my journal!!!
*Open Your Eyes,and I'll Close Mine...*
I don't want to see anymore,because all that I can see is you hating me.....I would love to love you,if only you would let me...
I thought that I knew you,but you say that I don't know you at all...oh,but I do...I...do....
I wish that you would love me,love me the way that I love you....
Why do you...
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I don't want to see anymore,because all that I can see is you hating me.....I would love to love you,if only you would let me...
I thought that I knew you,but you say that I don't know you at all...oh,but I do...I...do....
I wish that you would love me,love me the way that I love you....
Why do you...
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clitilda:
xoxox
xoxox
pyrocide:
How are you doing today? I take it not so well huh.
Fuck it....I don't know what to say anymore....blah....Meh..Eh.....
I'll try this again later.......Meh,maybe...
I'll try this again later.......Meh,maybe...
goatsgotohell:
*giant hugs* =)
Well plently of people here love you a bunch, so chin up Jol.
Well plently of people here love you a bunch, so chin up Jol.
captain_deez:
I don't know what to say either!
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So you went as a hot chick too than huh? MMmm... You did a far better job than I. Expected since you are a hot chick.
I looked like a crack whore who got beat up by my pimp.
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So you went as a hot chick too than huh? MMmm... You did a far better job than I. Expected since you are a hot chick.
I looked like a crack whore who got beat up by my pimp.
I'm happy today.....Why? You ask....
Well....This weekend I have something to do,and Oh man am I happy!! Going to look at porn with a friend....a friend that's kinda a friend we havent hung out in a LONG time 2 summers ago I think...then going to a party...Then coming home....Then going to another party to kick out a lot of dumb cunts....yes that should be fun!!!!I'm...
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Well....This weekend I have something to do,and Oh man am I happy!! Going to look at porn with a friend....a friend that's kinda a friend we havent hung out in a LONG time 2 summers ago I think...then going to a party...Then coming home....Then going to another party to kick out a lot of dumb cunts....yes that should be fun!!!!I'm...
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jomropgame:
wee! love for you aussi
evilrabbit:
they won't find it if it's never told...
Life sux....and so do you....
*last journal update was too long..*
Wait....That's kinda mean huh......Meh...
*last journal update was too long..*
Wait....That's kinda mean huh......Meh...
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lefty:
GYAH!!!! THERES THAT WORD AGAIN! meh ! GYAHHHH....
amazing how many replies you get considering how small your post was.... im jealous...
amazing how many replies you get considering how small your post was.... im jealous...
evilrabbit:
if it's true...they won't find me...
The guys at work don't think I'll leave...heh...
I'm going to pick a name on the map.....and go....So i might not be around here too much.....Meh.... We'll see..I have to have a life,or.......or..I don't know really...All that I know is this place is making me fucking crazy.....It's the same shit every fucking day....and I'm so sick of it....It's fucked up if all that you do...
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I'm going to pick a name on the map.....and go....So i might not be around here too much.....Meh.... We'll see..I have to have a life,or.......or..I don't know really...All that I know is this place is making me fucking crazy.....It's the same shit every fucking day....and I'm so sick of it....It's fucked up if all that you do...
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indie:
Thank you... but not as cute as your picture
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween
catculus:
I don't really have any friends where I live either. Yeah, fake people suck. I'm so tired of having to deal with them all the time.
Ok I want to move.....Anybody want to play house with me.......eh....eh....
Anyways....I had a lot of work to do last night,and I'll have a LOT more to do tonight.....man....
I really do hate this place called Alaska...It's no good...I need to get out soon,or I'll go even more crazy.....I'm gonna save up some money,and just go.....Far,far away....and never come back to this FUCKED up place...nope....never...
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Anyways....I had a lot of work to do last night,and I'll have a LOT more to do tonight.....man....
I really do hate this place called Alaska...It's no good...I need to get out soon,or I'll go even more crazy.....I'm gonna save up some money,and just go.....Far,far away....and never come back to this FUCKED up place...nope....never...
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snow:
Are Modest Mouse just the fucking hottest guys around? Everytime I see them and one will look me in the eyes, I literally fall to pieces. I luv how that you quote them hehe.
lefty:
texas is the place to be!! ::wink wink... come down here and move in with me!!:: weather's nice, and if you dont like it one day, wait 12 hours and it will be different!.... crazy huh!
hmmm....Have to work soon,and I know I'll have a lot of work to do......Meh....Some one leave me some jokes or something......I think I need some.....yes....When I get home from work..I better see LOTS of jokes,or I'll kick you in the junk....really...
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stewd:
On my way to Portland to stay!
Only 600 miles to go!
JOKE:
Q: How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?
A: A Buck-an-eer!!!
Only 600 miles to go!
JOKE:
Q: How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?
A: A Buck-an-eer!!!
zombiehead2:
ok, i'm sure you've heard this before but it's all i have.
A woman desperately looking for work goes into a toy factory. The Personal Manager goes over her resume and tells her that he has nothing worthy of her. The woman says she really needs work and will take almost anything. The Personal Manager says he only has a low skilled job on the "Tickle Me Elmo" line. The woman happily accepts.
He takes her to the line and explains her duties and that she should report for work at 8:00 AM the next day.
The next day at 8:45 the "Tickle Me Elmo" Line Manager is in the Personnel Manager's office ranting about the woman just hired. After 15 minutes of screaming about how badly backed up the assembly line is the Personal Manager suggests seeing the problem.
They head to the line and sure enough Elmos are backed up from here to kingdom come. At the end of the line is the woman just hired, she has gathered a big bag of marbles and a roll of the fabric used for making the Elmos. As they watch, she cuts a little piece of fabric places two marble in it and starts sewing it between Elmo's legs.
The Personal Managers starts rolling on the floor laughing. After 10 minutes, he pulls himself together and walks over to the new employee and says: "I'm sorry, I guess I didn't make myself clear yesterday. We want you to give Elmo two test tickles."
A woman desperately looking for work goes into a toy factory. The Personal Manager goes over her resume and tells her that he has nothing worthy of her. The woman says she really needs work and will take almost anything. The Personal Manager says he only has a low skilled job on the "Tickle Me Elmo" line. The woman happily accepts.
He takes her to the line and explains her duties and that she should report for work at 8:00 AM the next day.
The next day at 8:45 the "Tickle Me Elmo" Line Manager is in the Personnel Manager's office ranting about the woman just hired. After 15 minutes of screaming about how badly backed up the assembly line is the Personal Manager suggests seeing the problem.
They head to the line and sure enough Elmos are backed up from here to kingdom come. At the end of the line is the woman just hired, she has gathered a big bag of marbles and a roll of the fabric used for making the Elmos. As they watch, she cuts a little piece of fabric places two marble in it and starts sewing it between Elmo's legs.
The Personal Managers starts rolling on the floor laughing. After 10 minutes, he pulls himself together and walks over to the new employee and says: "I'm sorry, I guess I didn't make myself clear yesterday. We want you to give Elmo two test tickles."