hmmm....Have to work soon,and I know I'll have a lot of work to do......Meh....Some one leave me some jokes or something......I think I need some.....yes....When I get home from work..I better see LOTS of jokes,or I'll kick you in the junk....really...
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Only 600 miles to go!
JOKE:
Q: How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?
A: A Buck-an-eer!!!
A woman desperately looking for work goes into a toy factory. The Personal Manager goes over her resume and tells her that he has nothing worthy of her. The woman says she really needs work and will take almost anything. The Personal Manager says he only has a low skilled job on the "Tickle Me Elmo" line. The woman happily accepts.
He takes her to the line and explains her duties and that she should report for work at 8:00 AM the next day.
The next day at 8:45 the "Tickle Me Elmo" Line Manager is in the Personnel Manager's office ranting about the woman just hired. After 15 minutes of screaming about how badly backed up the assembly line is the Personal Manager suggests seeing the problem.
They head to the line and sure enough Elmos are backed up from here to kingdom come. At the end of the line is the woman just hired, she has gathered a big bag of marbles and a roll of the fabric used for making the Elmos. As they watch, she cuts a little piece of fabric places two marble in it and starts sewing it between Elmo's legs.
The Personal Managers starts rolling on the floor laughing. After 10 minutes, he pulls himself together and walks over to the new employee and says: "I'm sorry, I guess I didn't make myself clear yesterday. We want you to give Elmo two test tickles."