Ugh. Fuck you, leap year day....
It's totally over. I gave it some time, but yeah, the boy and I..... we were/are totally fucked. Over. Done. Kaputz.
(I know some of you might think it's silly that I even gave him a few days to work it out, but I have done some stupid shit in the past and I wanted to "give it the...
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It's totally over. I gave it some time, but yeah, the boy and I..... we were/are totally fucked. Over. Done. Kaputz.
(I know some of you might think it's silly that I even gave him a few days to work it out, but I have done some stupid shit in the past and I wanted to "give it the...
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Hey, guess what? 
(*bounces everywhere all over with jiggly-boob-set-happiness*).....
Today marks the two-year anniversary of my boobies on SG/the internet at large!
I joined the site February 26th, 2005, promptly started going to SG events, met a bunch of my best friends, shot two sets (one rejected), and my first set went live (after only waiting a few short weeks) on February 10th, 2006...
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(*bounces everywhere all over with jiggly-boob-set-happiness*).....Today marks the two-year anniversary of my boobies on SG/the internet at large!
I joined the site February 26th, 2005, promptly started going to SG events, met a bunch of my best friends, shot two sets (one rejected), and my first set went live (after only waiting a few short weeks) on February 10th, 2006... Read More
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sixothree:
you should wait a couple months then add one of the other sets that got rejected to SCS and see if you can get it up! it worked quite well this time.
it worked quite well this time.
Hey guys and dolls! LOADS of new news on the horizon.... let me straighten it all out for ya!
→» First thing's first: THANK YOU so much to everyone who has left a comment (particularly a personalized one) on my rejected set, "chromatic". The response has been overwhelming, and I've never had so many friend requests at once (and if I added you and...
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→» First thing's first: THANK YOU so much to everyone who has left a comment (particularly a personalized one) on my rejected set, "chromatic". The response has been overwhelming, and I've never had so many friend requests at once (and if I added you and...
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josephine:
aww thanks, i have seen your rejected set a lot of times! i love it so much
i hope they put it up, its really nice photographically and YOU are as cute as hell
i hope they put it up, its really nice photographically and YOU are as cute as hell
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dot:
i predict a live Calamity set in the very near future
deedee:
Oh noes!
The set wasn't done in a convention.
We truly traveled to those places, and every place we went, I got my make up ready and IvyLlamas
mounted the flash and that stuff.
It's 100% real haha. In fact, you can see how I gained a bit of weight during the trip, and how in "italy" my hair was a bit less blue. I redyed it in Zurich
MUAH!!
The set wasn't done in a convention.
We truly traveled to those places, and every place we went, I got my make up ready and IvyLlamas
mounted the flash and that stuff.
It's 100% real haha. In fact, you can see how I gained a bit of weight during the trip, and how in "italy" my hair was a bit less blue. I redyed it in Zurich
MUAH!!
Jesus Christ. Rejected times three (in a row).
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vegemite:
re-dick-er-usss. Utterly.
jay_blank:
Sooner or later you're going to have to just start your own site and kick major ass. And then all the cheese will be yours.
They don't know what they're missing.
They don't know what they're missing.
Burlesque performance in NYC tomorrow!
Hey all you cats and kittens! Just wanted to let you know that tomorrow night I will be performing with Annette Betty and the incredible Storm at the Knitting Factory as part of Mesmer's album release party! It should be onehelluvatime, I hope you can all come out!
Oh, and if some fancy-pants techhy person can videotape my performance and...
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Hey all you cats and kittens! Just wanted to let you know that tomorrow night I will be performing with Annette Betty and the incredible Storm at the Knitting Factory as part of Mesmer's album release party! It should be onehelluvatime, I hope you can all come out!
Oh, and if some fancy-pants techhy person can videotape my performance and...
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vegemite:
If there's any way I can rally on a Monday I'll come out- text me to let me know what time you're going on lady... If you need some sort of stage hand...
radmonkey:
that sounded like fun! how was it?
i like the poster.
I'm a workaholic these days.
i like the poster.
I'm a workaholic these days.
nope.
ugh.
p.s. don't fucking comment. i'm just sick of looking at/thinking about the last one.
ugh.
p.s. don't fucking comment. i'm just sick of looking at/thinking about the last one.
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malloreigh:
oh wow, your comment on my set made me smile for sure. you're great. thank you.
frost:
i love you, and i miss you.
when will you be around again?
when will you be around again?
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scarekrow:
Hi Miss Calamity.
To what do I owe the pleasure of your friendship?
I don't have pancakes if that's what you're hoping for... I do, however, know how to purchase pancakes, but that doesn't seem nearly as epic.
To what do I owe the pleasure of your friendship?
I don't have pancakes if that's what you're hoping for... I do, however, know how to purchase pancakes, but that doesn't seem nearly as epic.
tahloolah:
#1 love the little bits of both of those sets.
eff 'em if they didn't like 'em enough. my effing opinion is effing enough!
#2i love the rad red hair. i have a yellow coat. when i had uber blonde hair, i got the same fucking stupid comments. stupid 'tardos
#3 this is like 3 comments in one. like it or I'll get saucy on your ass
eff 'em if they didn't like 'em enough. my effing opinion is effing enough!
#2i love the rad red hair. i have a yellow coat. when i had uber blonde hair, i got the same fucking stupid comments. stupid 'tardos
#3 this is like 3 comments in one. like it or I'll get saucy on your ass
RIP La Chupacabra. You were the best little albino rat in the world.
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neyrissa:
Ah shit, sorry lady
Sleep peacefully, wee little one.
Sleep peacefully, wee little one.
oubliette:
Poooooooooooooooop!
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laceyk:
Is there any other way to live?
ilsa:
I know we have never talked a lot before, but I think you are awesome
The ten bucks is just a start, good things are coming your way, i know it!!