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so you're thinking to yourself, what could possibly be so much fun about a slumber party?

how about....

attacking maxx and stealing his underwear... then having it somehow end up in the freezer. hmmm, how did that happen? a collaboration of great minds.

playing dress up in lesa's pretty jacket/robe amongst other things.

lots of drinking and plenty of vaporizing.

hanging out with with the...
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macbastard:
It is okay that my wife missed my stand up. it wasn't my absoulute best and really, thats what you deserve.


Your main other man mac
studiomatt:
ahh. i love fairuza balk..
sounds like you had an amazing time..
guess what? i finally posted in my journal today hehe

best friends and birthdays
disneyland and mushroom chocolates
feeling like a kid again .. that was my weekend
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guess who......

1........finally has an interview tomorrow.

2........got a playstation and has been playing grand theft auto vice city non stop like a total psycho path.

3........has been chasing one of her kitties around trying to dress him up in a little red sweater.

4........has been listening to adult for the past 48 hours straight and rocking out.

.5.......has been watching old movies from storage...
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azura:
1-6 are c - alice
and 7 is b - donkey

now can i have a cookie?
whatever
taojones:
Frankly, the idea of playing Vice City to a song like "Nite Life" is just too damned cool to ignore.
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i almost died 3 times on my drive home, and nearly wanted to murder everybody that was sharing the road with me, but i made it home safe and sound. i was greeted by fuzzy kitties that missed their mommy.

i do loathe cupertino, but it always seems that i have too many things to do in a matter of so few days when i...
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a35mmlife:
glad yer home safe.
i didnt do toooo much damage to the Doc while you were away... im the one who ended up with the bruises...

see you saturday
tinfoilhalo:
I don't want to alarm you but that ISN'T a toy Alice . That's an actual sandwitch . Europeans are kinda weird in their eating habits . I think that it's called a " Vibrating McPenis Deluxe . Eat it if you want , but I'd be a little scared .

Glad you're not dead . Living Alice = Happy Me smile
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driving home tomorrow morning since my teacher is evil and will make class go until 10:15 tonight.

i finally get to see my friends meigan and hallie. haven't seen them in over 6 months. they were in the azores and the rest of europe.

i'm so excited for thanksgiving food, and all the leftovers. i'll be sans computer till sunday or monday, so happy turkey...
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bside:
thanksgiving without turkey, doesn't always feel like thanksgiving.
mayameow:
Meow! Meow-meow.... purr. (translated: SG Jessica says you live in kittie heaven? Is that where I am going to go one day? If you live there too then kittie heaven must be a nice place! I don't know where I live. It's a small place with a few rooms and some nice windowsills. Maybe I'm already in kittie heaven? )
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a visit from my best friend.
lots of red wine.
the glory that is the vaporizer.
tons of old movies from storage brought down to me.
good eatin.
cuddles.
venice beach.
sinful rella.
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juanpedro:
you are absolutely beautiful...

ps - you don't know me yet but i hope you will soon.
shortbus78:
We'll cuddle in my dreams. guess that will have to do. frown
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i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner,
that is what i'd really like to be.
cuz if i was an oscar meyer weiner,
everyone would be in love with me!

end transmssion. ignore the nonsense.
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caradoc:
I'm beginning to think I'm schizophrenic with the fillerbunny/caradoc posts. I believe I am the one that was goth'd out thank you very much, fillerbunny. now go home.
fillerbunny:


I saw the weinie mobile on a cross country drive from Ohio to California. Very exciting. me and my daddy got out of the car and humped it. (just to say we did)


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fuck.

fuck minivans.

fuck traffic.

fuck powertrips.

FUCK people i don't know who bum rush my house, put their cigarette butts out all over my carpet, drink all my cherry juice, spill beer everywhere, refuse to leave, and go under my bathroom sink and steal $200 worth of my best make up, some of which is discontinued.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

yeah, fuck you....
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daze1:
if i could learn to fuck myself, i'd be in extreme porn
tinfoilhalo:
Your " army " is more of an angry mob I guess . We don't really need proof of who stole your stuff , just point a finger at who you want stomped . All we want is somebody to bludgeon , is that SOOO wrong ?smile
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it's time to disappear a little for a couple days.
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marikdfa:
badddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
yemyam:
Is that "The Point" as in Neilson & Me & My Arrow? If so, sweet!
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another edition of little alice and her dolls...

1. my mom found a barbie doll in my old closet when i was 14. i guess i had left it in there for quite some years. but for a good few minutes, my mom thought i was insane.

she showed me the doll. she had red lipstick smeared all over her face, hair, clothes, and body,...
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boxterjulep:
O has dismissed you from her vegan/vegetarian club!

lol
macbastard:
Oh Great...Bibically. So shes into praying and god and crap....Oh well...I used to be an alter boy and I helped many a priest "conduct the service." Mabye prestiss amber will let me "Eat of her body and drink of her blood." Also I am shocked that you would even entertain the idea of your poor little friend being let into my trecherous hands.


mACbastard
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more stories of little alice...

i almost got kicked out of preschool. i picked a fight with the p.e. teacher because i didn't consider doing that thing with the big hot air balloon to be p.e. and i also punched a little boy in the face.

when i was 6 i was fighting with a boy on my top bunk. we were fighting over one...
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lesa:
For whatever reason, I miss you. And the SGLA crew as well.

I'm thinking it might be in January for a New Year's hook up - or hopefully sooner at a dinner. It's just REAL hectic for November. EVERYONE's birthday (Both Moms, one dad, Brian, boss, and a friend) PLUS Thanksgiving. Insane. And then of course, there's Christmas, so maybe somewhere in between now and then.

I'll be around and watching the hook up board. We'll see...

xoxo
joscelyne:
My first detention was in 5th grade I think. I made several boys bleed because they wouldn't leave me alone. One of those several happened to be the son of my father's best friend. I guess I was a feisty lil shit since my dad slammed his hobby of martial arts upon his daughters. I think the only reason I didn't get many detentions before or after that though is because I was generally a smart student. I do remember in preschool I got yelled at for going down the high slide in a dress upside down on my back...
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my mom bought me a SheRa doll when i was 5. SheRa hung out in her pink plastic castle all by herself. these were my favorite toys for at least a little while.

but little SheRa got bored all by herself in the pink plastic castle. SheRa needed a new look. at least that would be something kind of exciting.

i began lopping of pieces...
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kamikazepilotgea:
my cuteness may be enough but ufortunately you can't cut the hair off my cuteness :S
oipthestampede:
Not kick...maybe lick ::rubs chin:: Why not apply for a managerial position? And don't believe that no position stuff. I can tell you what to say so that theyd rather fire someone to open up a position then let you walk.
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it's so nice to have the internet functioning again.

halloween is fun. trying to get anywhere on halloween night is not. it's a wonderful excuse to stuff yourself with chocolate all day and dress up like a big freak and have it be perfectly acceptable. we went to the goth club, and rocked out. the wig and the 5 inch platform heels were not treating...
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joscelyne:
Livin all alone without friends, you know you feel like dyin...Awww, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin?
joscelyne:
oingo boingo \m/

we are all candy covered on the outside
peel away the shell, and we're rotten on the inside