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Los Angeles

SG Since 2002

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Monday Dec 02, 2002

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i almost died 3 times on my drive home, and nearly wanted to murder everybody that was sharing the road with me, but i made it home safe and sound. i was greeted by fuzzy kitties that missed their mommy.

i do loathe cupertino, but it always seems that i have too many things to do in a matter of so few days when i go back home. i did shoot my project for calarts, and will begin cutting that soon i hope. saw a lot of friends. gonna kick tim's ass for being a jack ass that never ever called me back to hang out, even though he pleaded i bring him a supply of porn.

saw my friends meigan and hallie who were travelling europe. they brought me back this stuffed toy that's a penis between 2 hamburger buns, and has a little string that makes it vibrate (not in a vibrator sense) when you pull it. i also had the pleasure of hanging out with the DONKEY up in sf on saturday. i think we saw bug walking around, too. and of course i hung out with the best friend non stop. i was spoiled rotten by my family on this turkey day weekend. came home with little prizes like my mom's old crock pot, my aunt's former kitty scratch post, and a couple of early xmas presents.

i ate so much on turkey day that i seriously thought i was going to be sick for 3 hours. and then later that night, i ate some more.... too long, too long, can't write anymore.
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a35mmlife:
glad yer home safe.
i didnt do toooo much damage to the Doc while you were away... im the one who ended up with the bruises...

see you saturday
Dec 2, 2002
tinfoilhalo:
I don't want to alarm you but that ISN'T a toy Alice . That's an actual sandwitch . Europeans are kinda weird in their eating habits . I think that it's called a " Vibrating McPenis Deluxe . Eat it if you want , but I'd be a little scared .

Glad you're not dead . Living Alice = Happy Me smile
Dec 2, 2002

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