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Personality Test

I'm a HEALER (submissive extrovert concrete feeler).

LIke 9% of the population, I am caring, good with people, and patient. On the rare occasions when I try to assert myself, I'm cute and awkward, but highly effective.

Healer women are mothers.
Healer boys are pediophiles.


xoxo alexis confused
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blinding3rdeye:
I'm a JUDGE Like 3% of the population, I'm a Dominant Introvert Concrete Thinker that acts like a bitch from complex problems and tough decicions that others can not make. I should hold buttocks instead of grudges and I need love, so it says. Yea, the first part sounds like when I'm at work. And I'm always lookin for some ass to grab. Any takers for a good ol game of grab-ass!? whatever

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gentlefemm:
merry christmas cutie...or if prefer happy holidays
kiss gentle
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I have just uploaded ishloads of new and completely random photos.

To answer someof the questions left in my journal...
I don't know what kind of dog I have, so we're going to play a game called:

Guess what kind of dog Alexis has!!!

It's tempting to say shepherd... but he's got long hair on his back and long furry sideburns. And don't forget he's...
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tinfoilhalo:
Okay , I FINALLY got a chance to go through all the pics you put up and I gots to say , YOU may be the only SG that has cooler candid pics than "official" pics . biggrin

* I changed my mind . You should DEFINITELY name your doggy ASH , after the coolest , by god , movie badass EVER . BTW you are my new hero for getting my old hero to sign your boobs . wink

*Your kitty looks like a cute furry football . Rockin' the kitty Bhudda belly , ALLL-RIIIGHT. biggrin

*ANY pic that made Pee Wee smile like THAT should have NEVER been turned down . I mean , come on . look at him . He friggin ecstatic . biggrin
xandra:
My best friend has a dog that looks exactly like that and I believe it is a Schipperke and Lab mix.... you can check out the Schipperke herehttp://www.akc.org/breeds/recbreeds/shipper.cfm
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New journal coming up soon...

Lots of fun stuff as usual.

Now I'm on my way to take new doggy to the vet. We need a doggy icon.

xoxo alexis
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chu:
Bravo. I don't know what else to say. You have a great deal of talent and imagination. Looking forward to your next set, definately.
xtx:
wink
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I stole this from one of the boards, then copied, and pasted my own answers.

LAST LONG CAR RIDE:
Going from Pittsburgh to Harrisburg in one straight shot
LAST KISS:
At the animal shelter, a pit bull jumped 5 feet into the air to plant one on my smacker
LAST GOOD CRY
When Jamie broke my heart.
LAST MOVIE SEEN:
James Bond 007 in Goldfinger...
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ckylord:
I say something similar about my cat everyday. He weighs about 20lbs. And it's not because he's not trying to lose weight it's just that he's big boned. At Least that's what Bubba says. He's now sitting directly in front of the computer screen so i hope that everyone can read this b/c I sure as Hell can't tell if it's right.
scarlett:
I miss you sexy! I loved your new set *swoon*
I hope someday we will be able to meet again!
And hooray for our HBO kiss, hehehe.
xoxoox
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Ah... Thanksgiving in Ohio with the grandparents. What a wonderful experience.

Highlights included:
Super Walmart, southern accents and pick up trucks
Only 1 stoplight in the entire town of Sardis, Ohio
Main street is a stone road with houses on the right and the Ohio River on the left
My ancient grandparents still insist on driving even though they are going blind
I found a...
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naja_haje:
I have eaten squirrel once. The guy who shot it was really upset because he blew the head clean off, and there weren't any brains left to tan the hide. surreal

since i'm editing for hillbilly grammar let me add miao!! ooo aaa love

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silence_breaks:
is it even legal to be married at 15? that's some intense stuff, dude. glad your thanksgiving was interesting, to say the least. have a great weekend, take care.
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LA was so fuckingcrazyamazing... I had the BEST time.

And I got to squeeze David Grohls nipple...

I just got in from the airport and I'm tired, so instead of telling you all of the crazy shit that happened to me (it would be like a journal trilogy), I'll just tell you a story about how I almost puked on the plane.

hehehe

ALEXIS ALMOST...
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jasonxstar:
oh bye the way do you ever use your AIM cus i have your screen name saved but i never see you log on.Do you have another secret spy name you use but don't tell anyone about?Because i would love to talk to you so if you do or whatever e-mail to me!
hugs and sloppy kisses
GPK tongue
soeffinhappy:
What music video thing? Man, I don't find out about ANYTHING.
Picture a huge pool filled with people. Now picture ONE dude all the way across the street from the pool. The pool is the loop and I am that dude WAY out of the loop.
Anyways, you shouldn't worry about it. You're still completely young and probably have no idea what you want to do with your life. If you DO know what you wanna do with your life, you should probably be kicked cause you're LAME. Being under thirty means being confused and bouncing arond a lot. So keep your chin up, you're doin just fine. biggrin
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Here is part 2 as promised...

Where Alexis left off (for those who missed the prequel)

Summary: Alexis loses job>decides to start stripping>has an audition at Show n' tel in South Philly>it's time:

How to be a stripper for a day 101 - part 2

"You" he says as he points at me. eep. "Are you here to audition?" I nod. "You'll be going on...
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philz:
what happened then?
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Here is part 2 as promised...

Where Alexis left off (for those who missed the prequel)

Summary: Alexis loses job>decides to start stripping>has an audition at Show n' tel in South Philly>it's time:

How to be a stripper for a day 101 - part 2

"You" he says as he points at me. eep. "Are you here to audition?" I nod. "You'll be going on...
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I want to thank everyone for participating the 'most journal entries ever!' contest. I slaughtered the competition, topping out at a whopping 431 journal entries and about 29 pages. I rule!

So now... I have a lesson. A true story.

How to be a stripper for a day 101 - part 1

When I got laid off a few months ago, I needed a job....
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xtx:

ARRR!!!


oh, also, can't wait for part 2 of your story...


kisses,


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juanpedro:
so when can you devirginize me??
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I'm going to the SG Pittsburg Halloween Party! Rock!

New question:
Whats your favorite drink?

My answer to last question:
Q: What is your favorite guilty pleasure?? (meaning things I do but really shouldnt)

A: I like eating candy while waiting in line at the grocery store.
I like saying bad things to little kids.
I like masturbating in dressing rooms.
I like it when...
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wraith7000:
Its really just a stunt weiner...goes in and does all the dangerous stuff for me tongue
pip:
432 comments. tongue