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Here's something I wonder about sometimes:

How come the wire cutters on needle-nosed pliers aren't big enough to cut electrical tape with in one snip? Is this not silly to you? Why not kill... *counts on fingers* ... 3 birds with one stone?

There's only so far I can go when you're living in a hallway that keeps growing.

I think to myself


thirty seconds and





I'll be there...






I feel like... like... I feel like there are things in my life that are so fucking pathetically hopeless that any normal, sane, adjusted person would just let them go... or maybe they just won't let me go. I'm...
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Dude, Prom was totally awesome.

Pictures to follow.

Okay.

Watching Clive Owen drive around in a BMW gives me such a giant boner. That's some good stuff.

I would like to thank Maximillian for all those movies and countless boner hours.

I wouldn't say that it's up all the day, necessarily, but I totally need a smoke after I watch one of those.

*phew*

Edit: I have some crappy screenshots to prove it....
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