So last night I went to the bar with Kelly so we could play some pool. He gave me some good pointers and I drank a lot. Someone bought us some tequila, that was interesting. Then I felt sick. We got to the party a little late, but it was still 2003 so I shot some everclear and proceeded to make an ass of myself....
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Well, I found out tonight that men are actually just a substitute for cheesecake that is filled with chocolate and covered with caramel. Fuck guys. I'm eating cheesecake. Well, it's a good thing I've renounced them because no one is going to want a FAT old biddy.
I watched Freaky Friday and just can't get over how funny it was watching Jamie Lee Curtis act...
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I watched Freaky Friday and just can't get over how funny it was watching Jamie Lee Curtis act...
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leningrad:
Toshiro, O Toshiro.
prs2000:
mmmmm cheesecake... boys aren't just a substitute for it, they're a bad substitute for it. by the way i enjoy reading your sarcastic posts on the boards. they crack me up.
Not a total bust, and I still have to go to my dad's.
My brother and his rad girlfriend and I went to our friend Adrian's house this evening and I drank a bunch of everclear with Quentin, and he said something like, "herpes simplex II? isn't that what old people get? They get old and fat and can't eat sugar anymore and then get...
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My brother and his rad girlfriend and I went to our friend Adrian's house this evening and I drank a bunch of everclear with Quentin, and he said something like, "herpes simplex II? isn't that what old people get? They get old and fat and can't eat sugar anymore and then get...
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rskapcat74529:
Good luck on the personal statement. When I was thinking about applying to law school, I wrote about 5 different ones, and they all sucked.
I am also looking forward to being a crazy old cat lady, barking at the kids who dare to step near my house. Grr.
I am also looking forward to being a crazy old cat lady, barking at the kids who dare to step near my house. Grr.
iambatkam:
Hey, not all biddys are bad... Enjoy your slippers, and make sure you buy lots of cats to help you on your way to crazy cat ladyhood 
Tonight I went to see the Seattle Men's Chorus (choir? I don't know) and it was nice, 'cept, call me boring, but I prefer traditional arrangements.
Then I came home to this, which I'm sure many of you have gotten:
Dear al,
I want to take this opportunity to wish you a Merry Christmas, and to offer my sincerest thanks for signing the American Family...
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Then I came home to this, which I'm sure many of you have gotten:
Dear al,
I want to take this opportunity to wish you a Merry Christmas, and to offer my sincerest thanks for signing the American Family...
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raglegumm:
Dear al,
I'm back to stuffing my face with cock. Ignore that last letter I sent you and get back to your perverted lifestyle.
With love this Christmas,
Stephen Bennett
Homosexual Issues Editor
American Family Association
I'm back to stuffing my face with cock. Ignore that last letter I sent you and get back to your perverted lifestyle.
With love this Christmas,
Stephen Bennett
Homosexual Issues Editor
American Family Association
wakeangel:
hey, i'm an american. if i were gay isn't there some kind of pill that i could take to make me not gay? you know, like a diat pill or prozac or something. i mean finding jesus is a lot of work for a busy guy like me. what if the bachlorette is on or something. i'd miss my shows, though i suppose finding jesus is a good excuse to get tivo, yaayy consumerism!
There are few slang terms for female genitalia that I find more childish and repugnant than "kitty".
That is all.
That is all.
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holdena:
I hate it when people, especially girls, call it a "vagina." Thats just part of it, calling your entire vulva a vagina is like calling your entire head a nose, or your entire leg a pinky toe.
victorian:
i like
Secondary
Sexual
Characteristics
but in other news, you know what i like about you al?
most girls in their sets take fifty shots to take their shoe laces off....
you on the other hand do not fuck around
for example:::
Strong Rad = 3th shot
BOOM!!!
we see the junk in the trunk!!!!
and it is awesome!!!!
*bows bruce lee style*
[Edited on Dec 23, 2003 10:28PM]
Secondary
Sexual
Characteristics
but in other news, you know what i like about you al?
most girls in their sets take fifty shots to take their shoe laces off....
you on the other hand do not fuck around
for example:::
Strong Rad = 3th shot
BOOM!!!
we see the junk in the trunk!!!!
and it is awesome!!!!
*bows bruce lee style*
[Edited on Dec 23, 2003 10:28PM]
So what's with all the sass, huh? You know, maybe if you can't say anything nice you shouldn't say anything at all.
I was prepared to come on here and tell you all about my life, but now I don't think I will. Grow up.
I was prepared to come on here and tell you all about my life, but now I don't think I will. Grow up.
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professorplum:
Aww, damn it. Your journal is one of the only few that I actually take the time to read.
fortysix_and_two:
People need smacked. Nuff said. I'd be interested in hearing about it.
Today I made some sweet cash at my friend's stepmom's christmas party making drinks and taking coats and making pleasant conversation. I hope I'm awesome when I'm old. I loved her guests. Old women rock!
I'm in my school's calender for 2004. The theme is seniors and their theses. I'm Miss January. I tried to speak well of the department, but I don't know... I'm...
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I'm in my school's calender for 2004. The theme is seniors and their theses. I'm Miss January. I tried to speak well of the department, but I don't know... I'm...
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pinkisux:
i have a friend, i don't know if he actually was going for being a mathematician, but i know he did a lot of math skewling.... and he ended up being the head of the kleene mathematics library at university of wisconsin. and he is very happy there.
i went to visit him once a few years ago... he was so excited to show me all the math books in the library. also awhile ago he sent me a package and included math placement exams. he's a silly guy.
for some reason i felt the need to share this story with you.
i went to visit him once a few years ago... he was so excited to show me all the math books in the library. also awhile ago he sent me a package and included math placement exams. he's a silly guy.
for some reason i felt the need to share this story with you.
wakeangel:
being a genius often means insanity and death in relative obscurity. are you sure this is what you want? if so, cool. if i were chris cornell you would have already told me to leave. that being said, i think every person on this site has a crush on you that should feel nice, right? it's never the right person though, is it? *sighs and pouts*
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twwly:
paint your toenails with my blood.
wait, wait.
did that sound creepy?
hrm. looks up....maybe it did.
okay, how about seafoam green?
wait, wait.
did that sound creepy?
hrm. looks up....maybe it did.
okay, how about seafoam green?
trilobyte:
I think you'd love checking out Syren in LA... they design and make their own gear in the back of the shop. They do a lot of stuff for film, top quality...
Good luck with the finals
Good luck with the finals
I went to a bar last night with dunx and kasia and drank more than I should have, but not too much more. It was cheap, so I enjoyed it quite a bit. Kasia was telling us this story from when she was in poland about this girl who had something in her eye that really hurt so they dropped morphine in it. I don't...
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iago80:
I presume to reply to comment you leave on my journal I write one here??? So many confusing things to learn.
Anyway! I can't even quite remember what I said to piss you off so quickly. Maybe it was the comment about it being pleasurable getting ripped apart by the likes of you guys?? If so, apologies for offence caused- I thought it was just playful flirting but then I suppose thats what serial harrassers say so maybe you have a point.
Still haven't been convinced I'm a shit-head yet though!
Anyway! I can't even quite remember what I said to piss you off so quickly. Maybe it was the comment about it being pleasurable getting ripped apart by the likes of you guys?? If so, apologies for offence caused- I thought it was just playful flirting but then I suppose thats what serial harrassers say so maybe you have a point.
Still haven't been convinced I'm a shit-head yet though!
iago80:
Convince you that I'm a shit-head or that I'm not?? Hopefully you mean the latter! 
Being able to put pictures in journals is RAD. I just wish I had something worthwhile to post.
Today was the last day of classes. The humiliation is almost over. I have 3 finals, one in-class, one take-home and timed, one take-home not timed. I just want it to be over. I have a thesis meeting tomorrow I'm terribly unprepared for. I just don't know...
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Today was the last day of classes. The humiliation is almost over. I have 3 finals, one in-class, one take-home and timed, one take-home not timed. I just want it to be over. I have a thesis meeting tomorrow I'm terribly unprepared for. I just don't know...
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prnkstrss:
that's just bizarre, I've never taken an exam like that.
the only ones that I've taken "timed" are in class.
but it does remind of a Classical mechanics final where we were given one problem to solve...the teacher left the room...came in at the end of class...none of us had finish the problem...and then he said...I'm sorry, my mistake...there's no solution to that equation...I made it up.
yay for not having to fail a class but my midterm grade wasn't good...so I got a C
damn Newtonian physics...
the only ones that I've taken "timed" are in class.
but it does remind of a Classical mechanics final where we were given one problem to solve...the teacher left the room...came in at the end of class...none of us had finish the problem...and then he said...I'm sorry, my mistake...there's no solution to that equation...I made it up.
yay for not having to fail a class but my midterm grade wasn't good...so I got a C
damn Newtonian physics...
flux:
you should stop by my birthday party tomorrow. signs are up around campus... electrotrash 2003.
There's something very unsettling about perceiving the same image, at the same time, as stunningly beautiful and repellingly gruesome. Disturbing. Presumably that was the idea. If so, it worked. I think #8 ("come let me eat your brain") is the most effective... on me, anyway.
You can eat my brain any time.