Katie and dunx and I were out last night, and some dude threw shit at the car and gave Katie and I the finger while dunx was inside buying smokes. We told him what happened when he got back... and where the guy was going, knowing exactly what would happen. We found him, and when dunx got back in the car he had blood on...
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unnecessaryz:
I knew Dunx was my kind of white boy.
coco:
nice.
An excerpt:
It started in June, a few days after Emily's first birthday. I remember it was a Sunday night; Richard had to teach in the morning. I woke up to Richard moaning. It was a kind of humming sound, up and down the scale. It was a noise he made during sex.
I sat up in bed. As usual all the blankets were piled...
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It started in June, a few days after Emily's first birthday. I remember it was a Sunday night; Richard had to teach in the morning. I woke up to Richard moaning. It was a kind of humming sound, up and down the scale. It was a noise he made during sex.
I sat up in bed. As usual all the blankets were piled...
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apotheosis:
Women have wet dreams, they just aren't as messy.
britney:
I'm at his shop just about every other day keeping him entertained.... between me and my room mate Kitty, he's never bored (couldn't have that!).... But yeah, anyways, we were chatting about some sort of suicide girl madness and he asked if I knew you....
Okay, thanks very very much every one of you who well-wished, but my birthday is in April. I love you all, really I do, but 122 comments? How come you never leave that many when I have something interesting to say? And how come you never left me happy birthdays when my journal entry said "today is my birthday"? Okay, so some of you did,...
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recoveringmale:
Welcome back! Perhaps it's a bit late, but are there any Team Awesome shirts still around? I want to have the awesomeness too...
For our country's birthday I had a bunch of Pabsts and a cat bit 6 holes in my hand.
good luck with the job searching...
For our country's birthday I had a bunch of Pabsts and a cat bit 6 holes in my hand.
good luck with the job searching...
mistersatan:
Thanks- I have been feeling pretty stupid lately, though.
In Orali's livingroom, recovering from fever sleep.
I noticed something a while ago and have been thinking about it ever since. There is a certain level of intimacy, a closeness, an understanding that can only be reached with a person you're not fucking. There's something about sex that gets in the way, especially if that person is your signifigant other, not just a fuck...
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I noticed something a while ago and have been thinking about it ever since. There is a certain level of intimacy, a closeness, an understanding that can only be reached with a person you're not fucking. There's something about sex that gets in the way, especially if that person is your signifigant other, not just a fuck...
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hellcatjustine:
oh yeah, and it was your birthday and I missed it. I suck.
but you don't...
but you don't...
burstandbloom:
doctashock said you know about the team awesome
whats the deal
ive been awesome my whole life and not a single team awesome scout has come my way
whats the deal
ive been awesome my whole life and not a single team awesome scout has come my way
Well, thanks to your generous donations, www.teamawesome.net will not have to be taken down. I'm sorry we can't give you anything in return like we used to be able to, but know we love you, and everyone who reads the site loves you for saving it. See? It wasn't so hard.
I'm in Chicago. I'm also hungry.
We stopped at the porn store on the...
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I'm in Chicago. I'm also hungry.
We stopped at the porn store on the...
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dialysis:
Al I am not a robot but -MACHINE- and since your a robot. Have you seen the Bjork video of the two robots having sex? I've seen it once on a late night/early morning video show many years ago. And I haven't seen it since 
the song is from the Crow soundtrack. This video is the best video I have ever seen words can not do it justice. These robots are so anatomicaly correct and they move so slow it is the most perfect expression and defintion of sexual intercourse.
the song is from the Crow soundtrack. This video is the best video I have ever seen words can not do it justice. These robots are so anatomicaly correct and they move so slow it is the most perfect expression and defintion of sexual intercourse. 
pearl:
Al...you are so sweet! Can't wait to see you again in the 206.
I just figured out something tonight.
I was at the burlesque show in Detroit and I kept talking to people who would say a few words and then be silent... well, according to Sean they think I'm awesome but have no idea what to say... whereas I always thought they thought I sucked because they never said anything.
Huh.
That's odd.
Well, I like you...
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I was at the burlesque show in Detroit and I kept talking to people who would say a few words and then be silent... well, according to Sean they think I'm awesome but have no idea what to say... whereas I always thought they thought I sucked because they never said anything.
Huh.
That's odd.
Well, I like you...
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x:
hi it was great meeting you and hearing about your trip 
tryst:
You were there.... you were at dc burlesque....
shit.....
I fucked up. I must have spent too much time at the bar.
Now I'm sad.
On the upside though, I did get to hang out with Jimmy Falon last night.
I said to him, "You're cool and all, but you're no Al."
shit.....
I fucked up. I must have spent too much time at the bar.
Now I'm sad.
On the upside though, I did get to hang out with Jimmy Falon last night.
I said to him, "You're cool and all, but you're no Al."
You know, we've had about 6,000 unique visitors to our site... well, probably only about 3,000 because of people without static ip addresses, but we have fewer than 100 entries in our guestbook. And if everyone who came paypalled us fitty cent we'd be rich.
I know a lot of you guys want Team Awesome t-shirts. That's too bad. Maybe if you guys had, you...
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I know a lot of you guys want Team Awesome t-shirts. That's too bad. Maybe if you guys had, you...
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paulnikon:
You made Eero sick. Awesome.
bailey:
-Someone give me a job. Please?
i read that as "someone give me a BLOWjob. please?"
and i got mad cuz you didnt ask when you were here.
i read that as "someone give me a BLOWjob. please?"
and i got mad cuz you didnt ask when you were here.
Hey, I'm at Zarina's swingin' pad. I'm also sick, and it's lame. But the roadtrip is still grinding forward. Our website has become so popular, though, that we've totally gone way over our alloted bandwidth and it's getting sorta expensive. Boo. Oh well, you guys love it. You love it, right? You'd better, or we're takin' this shit down.
Alright, I'm out.
Alright, I'm out.
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mostwanted76:
Sorry you kids didn't enjoy Boston Our little town can be a lot of fun.Did you check out harvard square?or boston common?China town?You just needed a "tour guide"I haven't met any SG boston members but they seem nice enough.I could have shown you guys a reel good time....then again my idea of a good time may differ from yours 
Our little town can be a lot of fun.Did you check out harvard square?or boston common?China town?You just needed a "tour guide"I haven't met any SG boston members but they seem nice enough.I could have shown you guys a reel good time....then again my idea of a good time may differ from yours 
obsidious:
Even Tony's a fan...
Even Tony's a fan...
Oh man, I'm ready to sleep in my own bed.
Of course, I don't really have a "my own" bed anymore.
I'm ready to get a bed. I'm ready to live by myself now. Who wants to give me a job?
Still goin'...
Of course, I don't really have a "my own" bed anymore.
I'm ready to get a bed. I'm ready to live by myself now. Who wants to give me a job?
Still goin'...
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torihoney:
I'd give you a job but i fear you would take over....in a good way. 
bridget:
That game you were asking about in your Philadelphia post, it's called hurling and it is very vicious. I can't believe parents let their kids play it.
I admit it, I miss the beagles.
what ever happened to a boyfriend
the kind of guy who tries to win you over
what ever happened to a boyfriend
the kind of guy who makes love 'cause he's in it
...
you say love is a temple
love the higher law
love is a temple
love the higher law
you ask me to enter
then...
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what ever happened to a boyfriend
the kind of guy who tries to win you over
what ever happened to a boyfriend
the kind of guy who makes love 'cause he's in it
...
you say love is a temple
love the higher law
love is a temple
love the higher law
you ask me to enter
then...
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wren:
WILL U SIGN MY BOOBS?!!!1
cigarette:
Sorry you don't get to see your dog.
You can come play with mine
And that is my favourite Liz Phair song.
baibai
You can come play with mine
And that is my favourite Liz Phair song.
baibai