When dunx showed up at my house around 10 on Saturday morning he wasn't looking so good. I didn't have very high hopes for kicking a lot of ass and fucking a lot of girlfriends, but after convincing him that it would be okay if he slept for a few hours and getting him a shower he seemed a bit more coherent. I still had...
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mistersatan:
No, I think he lost it in a duel with Sting.
Or Ayn Rand, I don't remember which.
Or Ayn Rand, I don't remember which.
catboner:
wow. you work for www.poopsex.com?
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fringes:
Feeling confident in electronic voting eh? Check this out http://www.ericblumrich.com/gta.html Pick up a copy of-'The Best Democracy Money can Buy ' by Greg Palast 
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[Edited on Sep 17, 2004 4:49AM]
gtx:
That'd be a great set (photo set, that is), SG's with 'I voted' stickers on their naked bodies.
If that was my reward, I'd vote twice!
Or try to...
If that was my reward, I'd vote twice!
Or try to...
I own you all.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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vanillakinky:
How can I be a badass like you?
liquidflorian:
So thats where this bar-code came from.....
The UPS man came today and now I can experience the jackassery that happens on this site like 100 times faster!
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obsidious:
I feel so slow.
molly:
Jackassery is almost as good a word as bullshittery, and has just as wide an application
Could someone open a window? I'm going to vomit.
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paulnikon:
*pulls over, stops, opens window, rubs Al's back*
mqx:
Watch out for decapitating cables.
Last night, as some of you might have noticed, I hung out with MisterSatan. We drank warm beer and played video games and posted on SG. Apparently there's a large group of people out there who think I'm not funny. They think I'm boring and predictable (I admit, I'm predictable, but only in the nature of my posts) and I ruin other people's fun....
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klu:
i think i said i had to like the person, hehe.
avant42:
"Last night, as some of you might have noticed, I hung out with MisterSatan. We drank warm beer and played video games and posted on SG. Apparently there's a large group of people out there who think I'm not funny. They think I'm boring and predictable"
Hosers. Your stuff on here is hillarious. Seriously, I always go "ooooh" when I see your pink-haired icon next to a comment. It's just so........random.......yet topical.....
Yeah.
Hosers. Your stuff on here is hillarious. Seriously, I always go "ooooh" when I see your pink-haired icon next to a comment. It's just so........random.......yet topical.....
Yeah.
Well, today was supposed to be my coming out (of the dark ages) day, but UPS didn't deliver.
Now I'm pissed.
I think I'm going to go make a stick-figure comic about the UPS guy, or perhaps a guy I had a crush on in high school that I gave a lame code-name.
Tell me what makes a person fuck-worthy.
Now I'm pissed.
I think I'm going to go make a stick-figure comic about the UPS guy, or perhaps a guy I had a crush on in high school that I gave a lame code-name.
Tell me what makes a person fuck-worthy.
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absinthe:
next party I'll be sure to pour uot a 40 for you, Al. Probably into my mouth but the sentiment is the same, right ? 
Look up fuckworthy in the dictionary and theres a picture of you !
Look up fuckworthy in the dictionary and theres a picture of you !
mistersatan:
I know.
I don't really have anything to say. Strong Rad email will come next week.
I'm tired. I'm very, very tired. I hope I get to start working soon. I'm getting broadband on Friday, or so they tell me. I spent most of my day photoshopping the heads of prominent politicians onto Pabst ads. I was told I Saved The Handbook. I spent other of my...
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I'm tired. I'm very, very tired. I hope I get to start working soon. I'm getting broadband on Friday, or so they tell me. I spent most of my day photoshopping the heads of prominent politicians onto Pabst ads. I was told I Saved The Handbook. I spent other of my...
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love:
Your response to the rocket launching kid on the boards is gonna keep me laughing all weekend....
mia:
Hey, I just checked out your candids and whatnot. I saw one entitled, "the good ole days" and on that screen was when my third set went up.. NEAT. hehehe. I remember those days.
Get some sleep. I sleep my life away sometimes. I'm sad me and Pinki had to miss you when we went out to Portland last month. Next time I hope we see you.. It may be in October for me! I hope you had fun on tour.
Get some sleep. I sleep my life away sometimes. I'm sad me and Pinki had to miss you when we went out to Portland last month. Next time I hope we see you.. It may be in October for me! I hope you had fun on tour.
Holy fuck.
I sorta missed out on Sunday but I think that's okay because I had two Saturdays.
It's also true that my night just goes downhill after dunx and I part ways.
Yeah, that's about all I have to say about that.
I sorta missed out on Sunday but I think that's okay because I had two Saturdays.
It's also true that my night just goes downhill after dunx and I part ways.
Yeah, that's about all I have to say about that.
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ktkate:
Hey, get online - I have to ask you questions about photoshop. Like now! Help Help - red alert - red alert!
Houston....
Houston....
therealjersey:
I am the Jersey to blame.
Hysterically, there is also another person from Jersey to blame. I can say no more.
Also - Blame? The saturdays were fun - if a bit taxing.
Hysterically, there is also another person from Jersey to blame. I can say no more.
Also - Blame? The saturdays were fun - if a bit taxing.
Kelly and I went to that bar to drink dollar beers again. We decided that the guy who plays there is depressing.
Apparently the last time we were there I said some really stupid shit to him (the guy who plays there, not Kelly), which, knowing me, isn't that hard to believe. Although, the way Kelly said it made me think I wouldn't have possibly...
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Apparently the last time we were there I said some really stupid shit to him (the guy who plays there, not Kelly), which, knowing me, isn't that hard to believe. Although, the way Kelly said it made me think I wouldn't have possibly...
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beautiful_hatred:
I remember getting drunk once in the city and going to Hogs and Heffers. I was so dissapointed with the bar my friends told me that I said some CRAZY shit, and started taking my clothes off and dancing. I don't remember getting thrown out head first, or anything else after that. But I think I had fun. Then there was another time I got pretty bombed and seperated from the group in Jersey. I remember playing a chick in pool with my boxers and her thong as a bet. Long story short I found the group at Dunkin Donuts hours later and told the story to them, the customers, and the D & D staff. And pulled my pants down to prove it. I really miss the boxers. 
therevolutionary:
do you get those a lot in the advice column about the guy and wanting to make it go further down her throat? what a motherfucker!
Yo Strong Rad,
Will knowing ninjitsu really help me to get laid or is that just a myth propagated by mind controlling ninjas?
your awesome friend,
Trevallion
Bremerton, WA
Yo! My awesome friend, eh? We'll see about that.
But onto the email.
The thing about mind controlling ninjas is that you can never know if what you're thinking is true or if they're making you...
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Will knowing ninjitsu really help me to get laid or is that just a myth propagated by mind controlling ninjas?
your awesome friend,
Trevallion
Bremerton, WA
Yo! My awesome friend, eh? We'll see about that.
But onto the email.
The thing about mind controlling ninjas is that you can never know if what you're thinking is true or if they're making you...
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venice:
I do tend to be much better at these things when I am totally drunk, yes. Maybe we will run into each other.
mk700c:
1. I wasn't online, one of my teammates was using my computer.
2. I assure you that were you in Vermont, or even perhaps Newhampshire, upstate New York or certain parts of Montral at the present time, you would be having plenty of sexes, (damn good sexes at that) should you feel inclined.
I return to the world of broad band and cellular coverage on tuesdsay...
2. I assure you that were you in Vermont, or even perhaps Newhampshire, upstate New York or certain parts of Montral at the present time, you would be having plenty of sexes, (damn good sexes at that) should you feel inclined.
I return to the world of broad band and cellular coverage on tuesdsay...
Shit.