flux

the only person in the world whom at this moment i feel any urge to attempt to impress (excluding, of course, my academic advisor and others of his ilk) dragged me willingly to an all-you-can-eat sushi buffet today. try as i might to enjoy this substance that so many of the people i like and respect love so dear, once more, i find that sushi...
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you could have a steam train
if you'd just lay down your tracks
you could have an aeroplane flying
if you bring your blue sky back

all you do is call me
i'll be anything you need

you could have a Big Dipper
going up and down, all around the bends
you could have a bumper car, bumping
this amusement never ends

i want to...
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HONK IF YOU LOVE RIMJOBS!

i'm sad to see that picture of Maximillian and dunx making out no longer on my journal, but i suppose i'll live.

i was leaving my friend Adam's place tonight after indulging in Filipino food and British comedy (i brought the Young Ones, he brought Goodness Gracious Me) when Evs (aka the guy that punches me all the time) rings me up to...
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MY LIFE FUCKING RULES.

well, you filthy Portland hippies, i'll be back in the bosom of your dreary city in less than twenty-four hours. i can't say that i've missed the weather.

Atlanta is wonderful, and i love it. every time i come home, i wonder how i ever could have left in the first place. my friends are here, the food is better, and surely the sunshine is...
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TO THE WINDOW! TO THE WALL!

today, i went to see the optometrist, and, after learning the happy fact that my ever-increasing myopia seems to be leveling off, i mentioned to him that sometimes my right eye goes lazy when i read or change focus on things. after doing some tests, he said it wasn't noticeable enough for therapy, but he gave me this to...
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me: so apparently my mother has been selling her cigarettes to my seventeen-year-old brother at exorbitant prices so that, when he can't make it to the store, he can curse himself for his habit.

nick: that reminds me of all the people our age who hang around outside the Regal theater, selling cigarettes for a dollar each to the thirteen-year-olds.

dave: you know, i've debated...
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so i finally dragged myself to the doctor today after contemplating drilling a hole in my head to relieve the pressure, and my suspicions have been confirmed. the sinus infection i've had for the past two months went terminal as soon as i returned home to a place in which i'm the only non-smoker of four. blech. my skull tried to commit suicide. so i'm...
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