me: so apparently my mother has been selling her cigarettes to my seventeen-year-old brother at exorbitant prices so that, when he can't make it to the store, he can curse himself for his habit.
nick: that reminds me of all the people our age who hang around outside the Regal theater, selling cigarettes for a dollar each to the thirteen-year-olds.
dave: you know, i've debated going out there with baggies full of pencil shavings so many times.
me: i would sell them Drano.
nick: it's acid, man! it'll FUCK YOU UP! :gags, falls over, dies:
me: fuck that, i'd give it to them for free! oh dude, YOU GUYS, LET'S GO POISON CHILDREN AT THE MOVIE THEATER FOR FREE! AWESOME!
and there was much rejoicing.
nick: that reminds me of all the people our age who hang around outside the Regal theater, selling cigarettes for a dollar each to the thirteen-year-olds.
dave: you know, i've debated going out there with baggies full of pencil shavings so many times.
me: i would sell them Drano.
nick: it's acid, man! it'll FUCK YOU UP! :gags, falls over, dies:
me: fuck that, i'd give it to them for free! oh dude, YOU GUYS, LET'S GO POISON CHILDREN AT THE MOVIE THEATER FOR FREE! AWESOME!
and there was much rejoicing.
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our bad influence abounds.