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Love is ordering two olives in your martini instead of one, just so that we can share.
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deckwreck:
Okay, dammit; I've reached some sorts of creative wall and I need help. I pretty much have the design for my next tattoo, which will pretty much be a half sleeve on my right arm, down, but I can't think for the fucking life of me of a good anchor image to hold it all together. I gues I kinda went about this backwards, but whatever. Anyway, it's my same old "Just an old sweet song" thing I've been talking about for years now, but I still can't think of a good image to represent Georgia, or home, or what have you. Help would be appreciated.
legionnaire:
Cute. I like it. Martinis, that is. And olives. And cigarettes. Preferably together.
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How about a little caroling, eh folks?

Awake ye scary Great Old Ones, let everything dismay.
Remember Great Cthulhu shall rise up from R'lyeh
To kill us all with Tentacles if we should go his way.

Oh tidings of madness and woe,
Madness and woe,
Oh tidings of madness and woe!

In Yuggoth and Aldebraan the Great Old Ones were spawned.
Imprisoned by the Elder...
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llouys:
"dismay" rhyme with "R'lyeh"?

I think not.
_elichrusos:
Thank you for sharing, you've made my night.
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leiraxariel:
Happy birthday Sayyadina smile
ill_will:
happy belated birthday from stranger, but admirerer.
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My birthday is a week away, and I have no idea what to do.

When I was a kid, I always managed to come down with strep throat right around then. My mom called and told people not to come to my birthday parties because I was contagious. It was always an inconvenient time of the year...everybody has Christmas parties or is going out of...
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tingdang:
Happy Birthday Flux!
papawheelie:
seanbaby is the man, i totally know what you mean
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remyx:
there is this kick ass place here which serves Vietnamese Grill, where you take rice paper and roll up the noodles, meat, fresh mint, chopped peanuts, and cucumber, then dip a little fish sauce and hot pepper paste. biggrin

and my friend almost chocked on Bubble tea. we were racing to see who could finish fastest. i won cause he couldn't breathe. eeek
dogslife:
I like to think of myself as a crank par excellence.
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Every day, I thank the good Lord above that I'm an atheist.

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waldo_jeffers:
Ha! That's a really witty journal entry. I like it. biggrin

I've just been reading through your entry concerning Thanksgiving and the thought of someone's 80 year old Grandma doing an impression of a person on drugs really brought a smile to my face!! You have a cool Grandma (perhaps that was her way of telling you that she is secretly into drugs but that she can't find anywhere local to score and she was hoping you could send her some good stuff sometime).

I have to say that the picture of your 3 year old nephew giving it some with the Horned Hand is great!! The next step is to encourage him to do it when he is in church! wink
lotus:
fluxcapacitator?
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The best way to spend a Wednesday morning is not getting a colposcopy.

Edit: That's colposcopy, folks. My ass remained untouched.
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jayenh:

Cassiopeia said:

Never had one. Don't want one. I don't like Gynos. They make me feel vunerable. ...um... much like being nude on the internet....


Me too. shocked

sempi:
Happy Thanksgiving!
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Which one of you motherfuckers sent the tsetse flies after me?

I can't force myself out of bed, and I feel like I've spent the last 24 hours banging around inside some hotel-grade industrial-strength dryer. Earlier, I nearly passed out in the bathtub.

So, until the sleeping sickness has run its course, I'll be wishin' and hopin' for the good Lord to carry me home....
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mistersatan:
The pic, or my growing apathy toward my own brain?
mistersatan:
Thank you, dear- I also feel like we're running parallel ruts at the moment. And I'm glad someone likes my crappy journals lately, even if they mirror the crappiness in their own lives. I feel lately like I'd just be content going and grabbing a sixer of Black Label, a bottle of Jergens hand lotion, and the Denise Richards issue of Playboy and calling it a night. I know I wouldn't; in fact, I'd be kind of reviled at myself for doing such a thing- but something or other in my head tells me I should.

Maybe it's genetic memory; I have no clue. But thanks for sympathizing just the same.
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Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might...
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korben:
thanks for the congrats babe smile
jayenh:
I prefer Invictus. Dylan Thomas is squishy IMHO.

TS Eliot still Works for Me(TM).

-j
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I feel tummy-sick.

I don't know if it's the election or my menstrual cycle.

I don't get emo. What the fuck is this?
I need to be held.
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uncognitive:
That tummy sickness is the Federal government annexing your uterus in the name of all the unborn babies that make the Jesus cry.
criticaloversite:
Saw this, thought of you (and Strunk and White). wink

Fresh from our friends at Penny Arcade