random thoughts are floating through my head. i think the landsharks have been feeding me crack again....
people seem to think that i'm a lot more interesting than i really am.... i don't understand why strangers feel compelled to talk to me. it used to be worse. when i was 16 i used to do my homework at a coffee shop. and almost every single...
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people seem to think that i'm a lot more interesting than i really am.... i don't understand why strangers feel compelled to talk to me. it used to be worse. when i was 16 i used to do my homework at a coffee shop. and almost every single...
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i am back in los angeles. portland was wonderful. my friend that lives up tere never called me back, so i felt really bad for missy and spooky that i just hung around the whole time since i didn't really know what to do in portland. i hope they didn't want to shoot me in the face or anything.....
i'm so glad that i got...
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azura:
i wasnt humped by donkey, but I was in the bottom of that big pile and he was somewhere on top...
along w/ everyone else
along w/ everyone else
joscelyne:
groove is in the heart, ohayeayeahhhhh
my papers for school are done and have been turned in. my hair dye party with myself last night went successful. i am not packed for portland yet. my clothes are laying all over the bed and i am so paranoid that i'm going to leave something important like my glasses or my flight itinerary at home. my disclaimer for those of you attending the...
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jessica:
Yesssssssss, finally!!! Can I get you drunk and make out with you, he he.
daze1:
did somebody say scat??
i told you guys that my best friend was cute! and i was right, wasn't i? you wanna know how we met? me and my mom moved out of our house when i was 5. my little redhead (who was 4 at the time) was moving in with her mom. so when i was moving out and she was moving in, we played ghost busters...
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joscelyne:
Nevermind my laughing, but it still doesn't seem like such a good *deal*...I can't work with a broken Jeremy very well, hehe...
What color are you dying your hair? Mine's blue. I almost did red...
What color are you dying your hair? Mine's blue. I almost did red...
joscelyne:
Ooooh, I like surprises. Do you think yours will still be the same surprise color when I join the LASG crew? Cos I can wait till then even after everyone else has seen it 
Like I said, I like surprises.
On second thought, you can break him if you really wanna
I can put him back together, I'm sure.
Like I said, I like surprises.
On second thought, you can break him if you really wanna
I can put him back together, I'm sure.my best friend will be here in 5 hours or less. and if she's not with in 10 minutes of promised time, my next pizza is free. those of you going to roscoe's will meet her; those of you who aren't, imagine that i'll be naked pillow fighting with a cute little red head if that so pleases you. i will be rocking the casbah...
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caradoc:
uh...wooden shoes? don't you mean clogged?
_william_:
Cupertino? I was built in Beaverton out of spare Hippy parts.
i am not my mother's daughter
i am a creation of modern sobriety
had i not sprung from my mother's hips
i would say i was born out of myself
this woman who gave me life
created me through masturbation
i was the thought
my mother provided the imagination
i am not my father's daughter
i am the result of a broken condom
had i...
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i am a creation of modern sobriety
had i not sprung from my mother's hips
i would say i was born out of myself
this woman who gave me life
created me through masturbation
i was the thought
my mother provided the imagination
i am not my father's daughter
i am the result of a broken condom
had i...
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maxx:
what the hell did I do back in the Kuntz days? I tried to act calm and composed in that class.
fith:
i agree with isabelle, should read 'the prophet' if you haven't
my best friend will be here at the end of the week. i'm so happy! it feels weird for 2 months to have gone by with out me seeing her. we've both had so much going on, so many things that have prevented us from seeing each other. so it will be good to have her all to myself this weekend. and then i will...
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daze1:
del taco scares you? please. you are frightened far too easily. it is the best fast food ever.
EVER.
EVER.
maxx:
I know what 53X1357 means know.
I want everyone to stop picking on me about it RIGHT NOW
I want everyone to stop picking on me about it RIGHT NOW
my first trip back home since moving to los angeles was last october. i had coffee with friends one night and was reacquainted with someone that i had hung out with, but had never been particularly close to. he got really weird after he stopped doing drugs. he told me about his conversations with tu pac when he was institutionalized for a brief time. at...
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navin:
it's 2am on a friday night... can't get you out of my mind... this can't be good...
maxx:
And you didn't even get to see the time I ate the Wasabi.
all right, dude, i'm going to beat some ass! badmojo, where are you? you always make a good punching bag! i'm just kidding.
i gave in and made my huge deposit to get a new cell phone with another company that hopefully won't make me want to piss on people. so far i have gotten 4 text messages from the same person, area code 992....
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i gave in and made my huge deposit to get a new cell phone with another company that hopefully won't make me want to piss on people. so far i have gotten 4 text messages from the same person, area code 992....
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digdug:
GROSSSS!!!! It's worms. I just found one on my arm after picking up fergus. He's had 2 deworming treatments, but I guess they haven't worked. Yuck City Man!
a35mmlife:
DIGDUG HAS WORMS!!!!!
*runs and hides*
thanks you.
*runs and hides*
thanks you.
much to my misfortune, i ran into the long lost crazy girl who was obsessed with me. this is not the first girl to do this to me. i don't know why these psychotic girls (who i am never anything but friends with) flock to me. i'm not really good with confrontation. i can't just shout out, "yo, you're a total fucking psycho, please stay...
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marikdfa:
You are a funny, funny girl - funny "haha" not funny "weird" - okay, maybe a tad funny "weird" but it's still funny "haha"
lesa:
Alice - that sucks. You need me to shove my boot up her ass?
school started yesterday. i had my creative writing class last night. i think that this class is really going to rock. i used to write a lot, and then for some reason i just stopped. i guess i still write sometimes, but not like i used to. i was convinced that i had run out of ideas, but i think that i was 14 and...
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rawr_ima_monster:
Alice:
No, you haven't rubbed off on me, I am another freak who uses alll-too-dancey clash songs as a normal course of language. I imagine that this is a good thing to have in common with someone, and I will do m best to spread our casbah-rocign ways accross teh nation. also, I do not say crap on my face, but I do often say "poop on my face" or "poop on my butt" quite often, so close enough, neener neener and wahtnot.
-apologizing for being to tired to even check to see if your journal entry is even differnet from last night's,
Dave
No, you haven't rubbed off on me, I am another freak who uses alll-too-dancey clash songs as a normal course of language. I imagine that this is a good thing to have in common with someone, and I will do m best to spread our casbah-rocign ways accross teh nation. also, I do not say crap on my face, but I do often say "poop on my face" or "poop on my butt" quite often, so close enough, neener neener and wahtnot.
-apologizing for being to tired to even check to see if your journal entry is even differnet from last night's,
Dave
joscelyne:
I don't think I've ever mentioned how unbelievably adorable you are. Not to you anyway. And I'm sure you've heard it before, but alas...you're so cute! Ahhhhhhhh
I'll see ya tomorrow night, and I want to hear all about the shoe pooping!
"who's there???"
"Landshark"
*opens door*
EEEEEEK