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rustyshackelford:
My first thought upon reading the original post was "What the ..... is the federal government doing regulating sperm donation?" If anyone should be regulating that it should be the states.
But as the second person pointed out they didn't actually ban it so that brings to mind another question "What the ... is the government doing spending my tax dollars telling me which sperm is safest." Obviously this should be left to Consumer Reports.
But as the second person pointed out they didn't actually ban it so that brings to mind another question "What the ... is the government doing spending my tax dollars telling me which sperm is safest." Obviously this should be left to Consumer Reports.
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Infertile? Forget those expensive and invasive treatments and head to Starbucks. A recent study shows that caffeine can stimulate the speed and productivity of sperm.
Fabio Pasqualotto and colleagues at the University of Sao Paulo tested sperm quality in 750 men, ranged from those who never drink the brew, to …
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theangus:
that is fucking brilliant.
eden1
im not trying to make fun...im just curious...do vegans swallow? it is something exceted or made from a mammal.... 
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juliette:
I dont know...sperm and the act that brought about the swallowing vs. eating dairy are activities that share little in common for me. I dont think i'm hurting any creature by swallowing.
juliette:
plus what about male to female oral sex. he's sure to swallow something. vegans do taste better. unless they live on pringles and pepsi or something.
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One of the best conversations I've ever had on the internet occurred last night, and I've got the transcript to prove it:
(censored): look at a particular block in the url: http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/diet.fitness/10/21/diet.sperm.ap/index.html
wingedyouth: what, diet.sperm.ap?
(censored): from the makers of Sperm Dry and Sperm Blue (tap the peppermint glacier!)
wingedyouth: Hee hee
wingedyouth: Sperm LITE
wingedyouth: Sperm ONE
(censored)...
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(censored): look at a particular block in the url: http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/diet.fitness/10/21/diet.sperm.ap/index.html
wingedyouth: what, diet.sperm.ap?
(censored): from the makers of Sperm Dry and Sperm Blue (tap the peppermint glacier!)
wingedyouth: Hee hee
wingedyouth: Sperm LITE
wingedyouth: Sperm ONE
(censored)...
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Un'erezione un'erezione un'erezione un'erezione triste...
An erection an erection an erection a sad erection
per un coito modesto per un coito molesto per un coito molesto
for a modest coitus for a troublesome coitus for a troublesome coitus
spermi spermi spermi spermi indifferenti
sperms sperms sperms indifferent sperms
per ingoi indigesti per ingoi indigesti per ingoi indigesti
for indigestible swallows for indigestible swallows for indigestible...
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An erection an erection an erection a sad erection
per un coito modesto per un coito molesto per un coito molesto
for a modest coitus for a troublesome coitus for a troublesome coitus
spermi spermi spermi spermi indifferenti
sperms sperms sperms indifferent sperms
per ingoi indigesti per ingoi indigesti per ingoi indigesti
for indigestible swallows for indigestible swallows for indigestible...
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tonight i ate some of those cinamon rolls you bake in the oven (the last of my food except for bread and milk). i couldnt eat the frosting that comes with it. every time i tried, i just keep thinking "this tastes like sperm, this tastes like sperm, oh my god, theres sperm in this isnt there?"
i guess that makes me seem a little...
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i guess that makes me seem a little...
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triskadekaphobia said:
How about, 2 girls and a pumpkin?
does this pumpkin have a stem?
Can I see said stem?