bzzzzzzz.. *killbot online*
so that was harrowing. meatgoat sabotaged my mainframe resulting in my self-immolation and wanton attempt at robotic suicide. implosion never works, don't believe what they tell you, because i tell you it's not true. you listen to me damnit. space-chicken astronaut #3, also known as Barry, ..was able to return yours truly to tip-top condition and ran a memory scan to find the after-effects of the virii which meatgoat had impregnated me with.. impregnated, i promptly killed him.
it was all for the best. i've been told the peeptitan is hosting his annual festival of warspurs of doom and misfortune, good luck to all who attend.. and godspeed to the midgets. i pity thee. aluminumcanhead haunts my dreams.. my nightmares.. he is the king of my electromechanicaltubloidialbrainmaggots. he burns me. infinitely. if only i had some icebreaker cinnamints... arrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhh. ....spleen. *implodes*
http://www.theonion.com/onion3917/meatwave.html
so that was harrowing. meatgoat sabotaged my mainframe resulting in my self-immolation and wanton attempt at robotic suicide. implosion never works, don't believe what they tell you, because i tell you it's not true. you listen to me damnit. space-chicken astronaut #3, also known as Barry, ..was able to return yours truly to tip-top condition and ran a memory scan to find the after-effects of the virii which meatgoat had impregnated me with.. impregnated, i promptly killed him.
it was all for the best. i've been told the peeptitan is hosting his annual festival of warspurs of doom and misfortune, good luck to all who attend.. and godspeed to the midgets. i pity thee. aluminumcanhead haunts my dreams.. my nightmares.. he is the king of my electromechanicaltubloidialbrainmaggots. he burns me. infinitely. if only i had some icebreaker cinnamints... arrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhh. ....spleen. *implodes*
http://www.theonion.com/onion3917/meatwave.html
terdfergison:
huh, happy birthday? where did that come from.