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zombieshark

an old pine box.

Member Since 2003

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Saturday Jun 28, 2003

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i was attempting to make a left hand turn the other day, when a woman of 80 or more years.. just pulled out in front of me.. she idled her way into oncoming traffic, and continued to drift across the road.. staring, for nearly a full minute.. not at me, but THROUGH me... oblivious to the world, i didn't know what to do. i sat there, dumbfounded.. a horn startled me back to reality, i then i drove my way around her.. started breathing again, and puttered down the road.. trying to decipher if that had really just happened. if they're too old to live in the real world of driving rules.. put them in a home, don't give them a fucking license so they can legally try to kill me.
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i think i fucked up something in my head the other night, with the geyser of blood and such... last night, we jammed again.. and after switching to vocals.. 15 minutes, everything suddenly turned an odd swirly shade of grey and i had to stop a moment, collect my mind.. and decide to quit for the night (it was 3am) i turned around meaning to turn off the amp, instead i just fell over on my ass. i began laughing.. it was weird. i'm hoping to do it again today.
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i've hooked up a webcam, it'll rarely be used.
but, i took a few snaps of myself and put them up in my pics at spiral's request. there you have it.. me. again. surreal
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i went for a lil' drive around the countryside.. scopin' out the ladies. too bad the only ladies around here are of the bovine persuasion. *sniffle* it's cowtipping for me again tonight.. a lonely endeavor, if ever there was one.
(yes, i am really talking about cows.. no joke.)
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burn:
hehe you could always take a cruise down to milwaukee and see me cruisin in my ford thunderbird. wink i'm always areound. hehe

and yeah old people shouldn' thave licenses. my gramma is 83 and still drives even tho she is shaky as fuck and can't drive for shit. she just refuses to stop driving. her car has like 1,000 dents/dings in it. oh well. *sigh* old people.

Glasses are actually sexy. And in #45 you kinda look like Dade from Hackers. Fuckin SEXY. rawr. kiss
Jun 29, 2003
jivesucka52:
I'm too high to read all of this. I love cows.
Jun 29, 2003

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