zombieshark

yesterday i attended karaoke night at a bar in green bay, disgusting... just terrible.. the show of talent was in true form.. i almost had to show them up with a stirring rendition of *insert song here* done CATPIKE style.. then nimhly offered to rape me, i wasn't feeling in the mood, so i had to decline.. later, on the way home, i was covered in mayonaisse and mustard. and some guy in a celica tried to race me down the highway, i was driving the same car that the little girls insisted was a "crappy car! crappy car!" the day before, go figure.. it sure was a wacky night.

pretensious people suck.
i'll give you a pretense.. bastards.