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Amazing eh! Like Londres bus's I don't update for almost a decade and then you get two at once! Typical of the fantastic English mentality eh
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One thing I left off of yesterday's journal was that I'm now playing poker
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Anyhoo, I digress ... Yep, poker .. what happens is that you get two cards, then there's a community of five cards and whoever has the best hand wins ... I never win because the guy that runs it says I bite my fingernails ... damn hands
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Oh yeah, this has been half inched from other people's journals ...
Twenty Thangs About Moi Self
1) When I was five I stuffed a rabbits dirt up my nose
2) I once stole 4 from my brother
3) On a trip to Southport once, I met the legend that was Red Rum.
4) On a trip to Italy when I was 18 months old the plane got struck by lightning
5) On a holiday to Menorca in 1991 the pilot had to abandon take off from Menorca on the way home due to a cow on the runway
6) I once smuggled cannabis from Holland to England
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7) When I was six I came second in a fancy dress competition.
8) I once had a crush on Gloria Estefan
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9) My parents once thought I may end up having a gambling addiction ... This was when I was eight!
10) I hate living in England
11) I've nearly died twice while having seperate operations
12) I need to lose some weight
13) I need to set my playstation up
14) I love the sun (Not the newspaper, although pg 3 rocks!)
15) I'd love to live somewhere sunny
16) Sometimes I'm too nice
17) I was once accused of ABH
18) See 17 ... It wasn't me
19) I've watched porn
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20) Polar Bears mean more to me than a lavatory!
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Anyhoo, hoo, today is meant to be the hottest October day in 100 years in the UK. Seeing as I'm only 38 I wouldn't know. Take it easy dudes & dudettes, my love goes out to you all, well, to the girls anyways. To the guys, a hefty handshake then back off of my arse ... ok?
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Hasta Luego
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EEEw at 1.
The pic is about a month old.
I can ask for a couple of beers in Spanish, and do the usual tourist stuff, but it is such a pretty language.
polar bears?