Amazing eh! Like Londres bus's I don't update for almost a decade and then you get two at once! Typical of the fantastic English mentality eh
... Sooo, thanks for the comments yesterday, I thought I may go for all eternity with nobody remembering my sorry ass 
One thing I left off of yesterday's journal was that I'm now playing poker
... No, I'm not a gambler, although wouldn't it be fun to just gamble 5p and win 6p? I'd feel so rich then ... *cough* anyhow, no I don't bet for real spondooz, it's just for a laugh and a bit of fun. I started off not really understanding it, but it has to be the easy peasiest game in the whole wide world ... oh except for domino's and snap ... oh and snakes and ladders ...
Anyhoo, I digress ... Yep, poker .. what happens is that you get two cards, then there's a community of five cards and whoever has the best hand wins ... I never win because the guy that runs it says I bite my fingernails ... damn hands
Oh yeah, this has been half inched from other people's journals ...
Twenty Thangs About Moi Self
1) When I was five I stuffed a rabbits dirt up my nose
2) I once stole 4 from my brother
3) On a trip to Southport once, I met the legend that was Red Rum.
4) On a trip to Italy when I was 18 months old the plane got struck by lightning
5) On a holiday to Menorca in 1991 the pilot had to abandon take off from Menorca on the way home due to a cow on the runway
6) I once smuggled cannabis from Holland to England
7) When I was six I came second in a fancy dress competition.
8) I once had a crush on Gloria Estefan
9) My parents once thought I may end up having a gambling addiction ... This was when I was eight!
10) I hate living in England
11) I've nearly died twice while having seperate operations
12) I need to lose some weight
13) I need to set my playstation up
14) I love the sun (Not the newspaper, although pg 3 rocks!)
15) I'd love to live somewhere sunny
16) Sometimes I'm too nice
17) I was once accused of ABH
18) See 17 ... It wasn't me
19) I've watched porn
20) Polar Bears mean more to me than a lavatory!
Anyhoo, hoo, today is meant to be the hottest October day in 100 years in the UK. Seeing as I'm only 38 I wouldn't know. Take it easy dudes & dudettes, my love goes out to you all, well, to the girls anyways. To the guys, a hefty handshake then back off of my arse ... ok?
Hasta Luego
EEEw at 1.
The pic is about a month old.
I can ask for a couple of beers in Spanish, and do the usual tourist stuff, but it is such a pretty language.
polar bears?