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so my friends are trying to get me laid, bless their little hearts. no, no, none of them are volunteering or anything, but ever since i moved into my new apartment, they've been giving me tips and stuff that i can use to seduce the fairer sex. ranging from how to properly clean my apartment to buying me candles to "set the mood". the latest friend to join the crusade is my friend julie. she bought me some nice blue sheets for my bed along with some pimpin black furry pillows. it's always nice to know that my friends are looking out for me
in other news, my lip has finally stopped throbbing. the swelling is mostly down. it's still a bit sensitive so i'll take it easy for the next month just to be safe. i'll try to upload a pic as soon as i can.
i finally got my own copy of the gashlycrumb tinies! i love gorey! i'm gonna try to get all his books. i also got this astrology book about sex and relationships. it's written by some guy in cosmo and is funny as hell. here, i'll give you a sample. since my current crush is a scorpio (yes, yes, i should know better...), i'll start with that sign:

sexual synergy
the first few mountings will be magnificent, since Scorpio's passion equals Libra's in-bed intensity. have a spare set of sheets handy because scorpio will keep libra locked in her arms for hours at a time. have fun, because all too soon the good times will end.

But will it last?

scorpio's smoldering intensity initially attracts libra like a moth ot a flame but get too close and that same libra will get burned. libras like to play and have fun while scorpio thinks frivolity is for children and asylum inmates. a faulous first fuck? certainlybut if you're looking for someone who'll still be around a year from now, this isn't you're cup of tea.

if anybody else wants a pairing let me know and i'll post it. have a good weekend all