It's Wednesday; half way mark of the week. I realize that some of you might need a type of resuscitation to make it the rest of the way through and since I'm the providing sort, allow me to provide you with current resuscitation guidelines:![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
I think I've done a lot already this morning, especially with providing you the guidelines as to how to save a life and re-harden nipples, so the rest of this post is going to be nonsense.
Dog nonsense.
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On that note, I return to Florida his weekend to close out the Bay Area Renaissance Festival. My last bartending gig for a while. It's bittersweet and will make me miss Florida more than I should but it's worth it to make the trip.
Financially lucrative too; I can finally buy that yacht I've always wanted.![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
While we're daydreaming about naked time with a half-Asian, half octopod sex slave, lets also dream about my new digs:
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Alright time, to go brush teef:![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
shower:
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
and go enjoy the day:![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
Eye<3ewe,
Scotty
PS -![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
I think I've done a lot already this morning, especially with providing you the guidelines as to how to save a life and re-harden nipples, so the rest of this post is going to be nonsense.
Dog nonsense.
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
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![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
On that note, I return to Florida his weekend to close out the Bay Area Renaissance Festival. My last bartending gig for a while. It's bittersweet and will make me miss Florida more than I should but it's worth it to make the trip.
Financially lucrative too; I can finally buy that yacht I've always wanted.
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
While we're daydreaming about naked time with a half-Asian, half octopod sex slave, lets also dream about my new digs:
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
Alright time, to go brush teef:
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
shower:
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
and go enjoy the day:
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
Eye<3ewe,
Scotty
PS -
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And now I am dying for a bagel sammich!
Weird.