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We interrupt the regularly scheduled Star Wars Sunday to bring you this very important announcement:

Now don't get me wrong, Star Wars is wicked important to me and basically the glue that binds the universe together but ... well, I have a dog. I've never had one before.
This is Kelly.
She's an Australian Shepard.
Basically, she has a wonky accent and herds farm animals for fun, which makes her more interesting than 95% of my previous girlfriends.
She's a year old and a stray. I don't know who lost her but I feel sorry for them because she is now mine.
She rides shotgun like a champ, jumps right up into the passenger seat. She's already been with me to pick up beer, pick up a cake, pick up a new shower head (nonmasturbatorypurposesthankyou) and any other chore, or "chore", I can think up. I'll make shit up just to drive around with her.
Shes's somewhat possessive about the radio station but I'm cool with that as all I have to do is open up the window and her Pavlovian response is to instantly stick her head right out the window and, BAM, I change the channel to something I like.
"Damn you, predispositioned genetic response!" she immediately howls.
We then laugh and share a beer.
She steers while I provide the gas, of course.
To propel the vehicle, that is.
This isn't a fart joke.
How mature would that be?
Retard.

Star Wars?
Okay, fine, non-animal-appreciators.

Australian cattle dog? FINE.

I've always wanted an Australian Cattle Dog or an Australian Shepard because I fell in love with Mad Max's dog from The Road Warrior:



Now Max's dog is a cattle dog or a dingo hybrid and not a shepard but I love 'em both and the merle patterns slaaaaaay me. Are they THAt similar? Nope, cattle dogs are short-haired and look more like a red or blue heelers but I adore them both so here is an Australian Shepard:

And here is a picture of my Aussie, Kelly:


I'm now going right back to what the above picture entails and will provide more Star Wars when I can dig myself out from underneath the 40-pounds of furry love that smothers me on an all too regular basis as of late.

Eye<3ewe(Kelly),
Scotty

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