Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

zenexistence

Providence, Rhode Island

Member Since 2002

Followers 369 Following 460

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Monday Nov 21, 2011

Nov 20, 2011
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Again, I seem to be dashing out the door with nary but a second to spare for SG but I think the fact that I even put forth this minute amount of effort shows how important you all are to me.

Allow to me to desist with the ridiculous eloquence and simply vomit forth the necessary retardation we are all so accustomed to:

True story here; you go, shark. You man-eating machine of the liquid depths, you.

If you're going to burn it down, burn it down in style:

I've been trying to eat healthier lately:
Tastes like chicken.

I swear to fucking Yoda I am going to utilize this in the next week or so on someone, I just haven't decided whom yet:


Speaking of Yoda:

It's turning cold here so I've spent more than a little time obsessing over a winter wardrobe that will:
a) Not leave me freezing random digits off
b) Not cost a fortune (because I'm saving my fortune for a pony)
c) Make me look like my Dad/the Staypuff Marshmallow Man/a hip lumberjack
But fashion is a necessity too, ask Vader:


So I scored a peacoat [yes I giggle when I say that] off of eBay. I'm talking authentic US Navy, 100-percent wool muthafucking pea[giggle]coat. It's about as warm as the inside of a taun-taun on Dagobah. And doesn't smell anywhere near as ripe.Mmm, cake.
But really, as good as some cake can be, at heart I'm really a pie person.
Now I don't have the time to get going on the Occupy Wall Street phenomenon and the [lack] of initial media focus on it but when I do sit down this week to write a more cognizant update, I WILL adding my wicked two-cents to this whole thing.

Okay, off to work.

Here, you need cute yet again:

Eye<3ewe,
Scotty

PS - HUGE update coming tomorrow or Tuesday. HUGE HUGE HUGE, I just need to gather a few things first, so be careful in the meantime ...
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
northron:
Falalala indeed.
Nov 21, 2011
hyatt:
We could wear matching striped socks. Heck, I'm wearing them now. Grey and white at the mo, but the others are white and navy blue, all the way up and past the knee - porn-star style.

And re Amerasian children... before you click the spoiler, I think I need to say that I don't think there was anything -- ANYTHING -- weird -- at all -- about taking your picture, cropping it, and painstakingly adding points all over it for computer analysis.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Say hello to:

Michael


and

Zoe


tongue


Nov 22, 2011

More Blogs

  • 04.19.12
    1

    Friday Apr 20, 2012

    Read More
  • 04.15.12
    6

    Sunday Apr 15, 2012

    Read More
  • 04.10.12
    8

    Wednesday Apr 11, 2012

    I keep meaning to offer up a huge update. I keep meaning to sit down …
  • 04.06.12
    7

    Friday Apr 06, 2012

    Read More
  • 03.27.12
    9

    Wednesday Mar 28, 2012

    Read More
  • 03.25.12
    4

    Sunday Mar 25, 2012

    Read More
  • 03.15.12
    9

    Friday Mar 16, 2012

    Read More
  • 03.12.12
    5

    Tuesday Mar 13, 2012

    It was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and wer…
  • 03.08.12
    5

    Friday Mar 09, 2012

    Read More
  • 03.04.12
    11

    Sunday Mar 04, 2012

    Read More

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
9
months
19
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,593 SuicideGirls
  • 1,118,090 followers
  • 14,927,418 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,409,367 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo