zenexistence

I realize you're used to depth and sensitivity in my posts, and I have to apologize in advance; today you get none.
I.am.so.tired.
The renn faire runs eight weekends straight.
I work Monday through Friday.
I am approaching two weeks without a day off.
The plus side of all this is that I make pretty obscene amounts of money.
The minus side is that I am too exhausted to do anything during the limited amounts of hours that I'm not working.

I think a cuddle-friend and a beverage are in order.

Send your resume, a multipass and your drink of choice and I'll get back to you, STAT.



In case you were wondering, "Is is me he's looking for?"



And I don't mean this is a "Iwannaseeyounekkid" kinda way:



I mean it in a sweet, cute, affectionate manner:



We will watch funny movies:



I will make you breakfast:





And I promise not to be an asshole afterward:



Or to be scary:



And if you never want to hang out with my after that night, I'll be just fine:



Just try not to laugh behind my back:



That's all I really have right now, except to add that I booked an appointment to see a surgeon next Thursday because the dietary changes that I was struggling through did very little to help my gallbladder so I'm just going to pay a cutter to hack it out. I'm tired of eating like a bird.
Anyhoo, I need a nap, so I have two thoughts for you to ponder in my absence:




and




Eye<3ewe,
Scotty

PS - Speaking of gallbladder, the bestest pal ever sent me this in the mail. It's gnu, it's a gnu blue gallbladder!



I <3 thee, most of all, Scarecrow. And Chrysis.